At least I'm not wet?

[dualbunny]

So I haven't stepped in the toilet again, but I did space out a little while making muffins this afternoon. I had just finished filling the muffin tray, and I licked some extra batter off my finger, like you do. Which led to me thinking, "WTF WHY DOES MY MOUTH TASTE LIKE SALTY AMARANTH FLOUR....OH WAIT

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[counteragent]

You had me at peanut barfing birds.

[dualbunny]

LOL. The bird totally did a "WTF?" to his buddy afterwards. I suspect his buddy may have been one of the original three. XD

[keswindhover]

Your starlings must be getting food elsewhere, because in my experience they will stuff themselves with pretty much anything, even if they are meant to eat worms and bugs.

Toofy does indeed remind me of Brain - it is the disgruntled expression, and air of self importance, I think.

p.s. Good luck with getting laid in your dreams - it seems extra hard not to get any luck when you are the one writing the 'story'.

[dualbunny]

It is definitely frustrating to be written out of your own book. :P

Yes, I suspect the starlings are either dining on garbage somewhere or found someone who puts out more corn than I do.

[bop_radar]

I suspect now that it's because they almost drowned Eric
IT MAKES SENSE NOW! *slaps head in wonderment* I was always confused about why I liked that! Rapunzel definitely rocks the tortured hero thing, though, that one I was clear on.

I am reading a YA novel that is actually CALLED 'Girl Saves Boy'. \o/ Direct and to the point. The dude is suitably emotionally tortured and he's called Sasha. LOL!

I'm so jealous of Remy it's ridiculous. I spent years wanting a dog and treating my poor cat as a dog-subsitute. Now I have a (small) dog, I want a large dog (a Bernese mountain dog to be precise) and am treating my small Bob Bob as a large dog substitute. :( (He doesn't mind though--he is a snob about small dogs himself! *G*)