lostjane couldn't sleep last night, and I was in a drabbly mood. The prompt was 'Connor and Murphy watching Serenity' How could I resist?
All the usual disclaimers of swearing, blasphemy, twincest and smut apply.
Murphy is pulling on Connor's sleeve, trying to get his attention.
"Conn..." he begins, but is cut off.
"If you talk once more during this movie, I'm goin' to find the Preacher man, and have him send ya to the special hell."
Murphy snakes an arm around Connor's back to smack him in the back of the head.
"Not in the fuckin' theater, are we?"
Connor gets up with an offended dignity. "I've had it. Went out and rented the Big Damn Movie for us, and you'll not play nicely. If ya need me, I'll be in my bunk."
Murphy sat there for a moment, stared at his brother's retreating back. Then, with a smirk, he stopped the DVD and followed Connor.
Murphy says he wants to go get that huge ass gun from the weapons dealer and name her Vera. When Connor (emphatically, not a fuckin' chance in hell) tells him "No!", Murphy pouts.
When that doesn't work, he improvises. Walks around in skin tight pants, telling Connor to call him "Sir." ("I'd sooner wear a dress." is the reply.) Murphy calls Connor 'Zoe' until Connor sits on him and tickles him until he thinks he just might throw up. He promises not to call Connor that again, even if he does look almost better than she does in leather.
Murphy is forced to take drastic measures. The next night, he shoves Connor against the wall as soon as his twin steps foot in the apartment. Persuades him with lips, tongue, sometimes a bit of teeth, and pleading blue eyes. Connor doesn't exactly say yes (the words are more blurred together and gasping/pleading, 'ohfuckingchrist' and 'Murph,pleasegodyes'), but the next day Murphy has Vera.