Jack the Moldkin says, "Happy Halloween Suckas!"


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I admit it, I have drinking problem.

That problem is of course Tim's shitty taste in beer.

I am out of beer and don't have any money to buy more.

What's the only thing in the house to drink?

This rot gut shit Tim calls beer.


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Behold the true near perfect breakfast of Champions. On the right a steak sandwich, and on the left a freshly poured Ginuness. The only thing missing from this coronary delight is two eggs a'top of the steak.

I know your fucking jealous....


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Here is me procrastinating with the best of them!

Here is me being strange:


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My previous post is evidence that friends should not let friends post drunk. But, it is apperantly a tradition for me now to go to Renaissance fairs hung over, because I gone to 3 of them, and I have been hung over all three times. Actually, I think I was just plain a little drunk at the first one, but I will count it anyway ( Read more... )

Life.... I am drunk, and maybe otherwise. Why can't life be all butterflies and daisies? Well, maybe some people do not have hardship, but that is not life for the rest of us! It is certainly interesting though, is it not ( Read more... )

It's a sad day. For today is the last day (more than likely) that I will own my Saturn. Due to the fact that I have acquired a new car I have to get rid of her because I can't afford the Saturn's maintenance fees and the insurance on both cars. Plus, I really don't have a need for two cars. Tomorrow someone I know (not very well) will take her ( Read more... )

Actually, before I talk about the weird Von Glahn [art] Gallery in Ann Arbor I just remembered I forgot to formally rant about the increase in crazies on the NYC subways. First, while traveling via subway to the upper west side I was accosted by a scary toothless women who while spitting out the words 'gimme money' got angry at me when I gave her ( Read more... )

So, I was traveling back to Mt. P, and I wound up getting off interstate 80 shortly after crossing over the GWB into Jersey. The odd part is that only 105 miles West of my parent's house in Lindenhurst, basically only a few miles from the city was absolutely end of New York life as we know it. I was surprised to find a podunk town, with only one ( Read more... )

I put on CNN today, and oh God I am sorry. First, it took CNN Headline news at least 30 minutes to cover anything I would actually consider news worthy. That is, they talked about sports, tried to sell me gold and several other products, and then talked about how one's genes are responsible for over eating. I just don’t know about that though. I ( Read more... )