33 Ways to Seduce Kim Kibum 1/2

[dubu_dubu]

Title: 33 Ways to Seduce Kim Kibum
Genre: university!AU
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Focus: Jongkey, side 2min
Summary: In which Jonghyun recruits the assistance of not one but four alpacas, Kibum is like a sexy unicorn in a karaoke room, Jinki applies operant conditioning, Taemin is full of infinite wisdom, and Minho is a dick.

Comments

[just2wings]

"No," his roommate says firmly. "No." He squirts Jonghyun again omg xD This is so funny already. I really love your sense of humour.
looking like a mutant snowflake-shaped flow chart with all 33 arms pointing to the word "SEX" lolllll you have such a way with words
your handwriting looks likes someone tied pencils to a chicken and tried to make it tap-dance on paper where do you get these jokes? xD brilliant. you're like my hero
The list had me laughing to myself alone in front of my computer.
Seven months and 26 attempts later You go Jjong! lmao
where his friends all see a desperate downward spiral, Jonghyun sees a flicker of hope brilliant xD love your tone so much
akin to the sort of expression a person might wear while watching their Labrador running into a sliding glass door laughed so hard at this xD no really, I love you
He looks ridiculous and beautiful--like always yup
He would if he didn't feel like a walrus just sat on his skull. laughed again xD this stuff's amazing!
"Jonghyun, you just fell off a ladder For some reason

[jinkibumiminho]

Water bottle-weilding Jinki.
Tap dancing chicken scratches.
Labra-glass-do(o)r.

Brilliant and witty and intruiguing. I must know what's going on in Kibum's brain.

[dejavu_love]

Jinki, his expression increasingly fearful, is frantically spraying him and whimpering, “No! Bad Jonghyun! No!”

OH. ALL MY JINKI FEELS RN. you have NO idea.

with all 33 arms pointing to the word “SEX” scrawled in huge block letters in the center.

because obviously, if it concerns jjong, this is the only end goal possible.

while watching their Labrador running into a sliding glass door.

oh yes. this. and jjong. so much. so possible.

and a parakeet (don't ask)

i personally think he would have had more of a chance if he wailed like he did during SWC Singapore.

"Then go out with me," he urges, instantly upbeat. "It’ll be great. We can go to a movie or dinner or a café or all three if you want. How about this Saturday?"

so cute it had me squealing. internally.

Jonghyun snickers. Jinki had proven his true worth as a friend that day-unlike Minho, who was a total bastard and had laughed in Jonghyun face when he'd asked for help.

so cute this had me squealing. out loud this time. is my bias not already showing? =p

“Is it the dog?”

[demoiselle_ana]

I really love this. I love your humor and all the characters (I always love Minho the dick :') and Jinki the weirdo). :D

But the end... :( *hugs Kibum and Jjong* I'm running to the part 2!

[jongkeey]

Hehe this is cute. I like it c: T-T at the ending~ D: