Inappropriate Conduct
Fandom(s): SHINee
Characters: Jonghyun, Key
Pairing(s): JongKey
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Aww, kill me? That's no fun. I can think of dozens of other things I'd rather you do to me than kill me ;)"
Genre: Smut, Comedy, PWP, sexting
Warnings: Explicit Language, Sex
Word count: ~3200
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
"What the hell are you doing?!?"
Kim Kibum eyed his cell phone curiously, eyebrows raised at his boyfriend's sudden outburst via text message.
"Um...I'm just relaxing in my room, what is your issue exactly?"
He sends the response and sets the phone back down, picking up his discarded copy of Vogue and opening it back up, making mental notes of any interesting current fashion trends. Kibum was on a well-deserved break for a few days, and he intends to spend it being as lazy as physically possible.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
"You know exactly what my issue is! Your Instagram picture? Real funny, babe."
Kibum picks the cell back up in one hand, sliding his thumb across the front to unlock it, chuckling to himself at the new message.
'What? I uploaded it on accident. Besides, it's not like anyone knows that was you."
The magazine now completely disregarded, Kibum stares at the screen expectantly, waiting for Jonghyun's response. It comes almost immediately.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
"Uhh...have you seen the internet? EVERYONE knows it's me. Our fans are smarter than you think, can you be a bit more discreet for fuck's sakes?"
Jesus, Kibum thinks, he's really gotten himself worked up over this, annoyed with the older's overly dramatic reaction to a clearly inane situation. So, he uploaded a photo on his Insta of his boyfriend asleep on the couch. It was funny! Yea, his package was kinda evident in his jeans, but still, there's no reason to go overboard, shit. With that in mind, Kibum decides to mess with Jonghyun just a bit and see what more trouble he can stir up.
"So what if they do know? You were sleeping! It was cute! What's the big damn deal?"
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
"What's the big damn deal?? Me sleeping and looking cute would generally have a shot of my FACE. What YOU put up is practically a crotch shot! Jesus, Kibum, the JongKey shippers are going insane! Are you TRYING to get us in trouble?!?"
No, but I'll give you some trouble, Kibum muses, smirking as he begins to glide his fingers over the screen, selecting something that is sure to shut the older up rather quickly. When he is satisfied with his handiwork, he presses send, leaning back on his pillow to wait for the shit to hit the fan.
"Oh will you relax? The fans think what they will regardless. You're overreacting, as usual. Besides, I could have posted this one instead :P"
The picture that was sent is of Jonghyun, lying on Kibum's bed, stark naked, with a sheen of sweat over his neck and torso. Kibum is a sucker for candid shots, and he sneakily took this little gem after a particularly heated love-making session, completely unbeknowst to the elder. The little diva knows that he is surely in for it, considering the fact that he's aware of Jonghyun's schedule, which puts him at the radio station, wrapping up his DJ'ing segment right about now. Kibum chuckles, staring at the phone screen intently, waiting.
After what seems like far too many moments, the message alert pops up.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
"Kim Kibum....you are so dead when I get home....."
Kibum laughs hysterically, picturing the look on his boyfriend's face right now. He is no doubt sporting an expression that's a mixture of shock, anger, and curiousity. He can picture it so vividly, it's just too much. He can't help it, there's nothing more fun than fucking with Jonghyun's head. And Kibum is a master at it.
"Aww, kill me? That's no fun. I can think of dozens of other things I'd rather you do to me than kill me ;)"
God, I am so fucking evil...Kibum giggles not unlike a schoolgirl at the move he just pulled. Attached to that last message was another image, this one far more recent. It's common knowledge that the diva loves to take pictures of himself, but only Jonghyun gets to see his true selca mastery. Kibum is a pro at taking the most erotic ones possible, and he likes to spring them on Jonghyun when he least expects it. This particular image he took in the bathroom a few nights back, for 'emergency purposes.' Hey, he happened to look hot as hell when he got out of the shower that night, so he decided the sight shouldn't go wasted. So now poor Jonghyun gets visually smacked with a fully-exposed Key, the shot taken from above at a downward angle to get as much of his body in the picture as possible. His hair wet and sticking to his forehead, leaning provocatively against the shower door, head thrown back dramatically.
It takes a suprisingly long time for the next message to come through, but when it does, Kibum is far from disappointed.
*1 new message: Jjongie <33*
"Mmm I see what this is about now. Trying to get me riled up, huh? Mission accomplished. Why don't you tell me what you'd like then. If you aren't naked, get that way. Now."
Kibum's eyebrows raise sharply at the sudden change in tone. Well alright then, let's get this show on the road...He does as he is told, like usual, and quickly divests himself of his clothes. Once that's accomplished, he takes a quick picture as proof, attaching it to his next message.
"That better, baby? And in case you haven't guessed, what I'd like is for you to pound me into this mattress right now."
Kibum begins to lazily stroke himself, closing his eyes and letting out a long sigh, images of his boyfriend doing exactly that running through his imagination vividly.
*1 new message: Jjongie <33*
"I can tell. And I will take care of that very soon. You want this, baby?"
Attached to Jonghyun's message is what appears to be his version of revenge. The picture is of what you could term Jonghyun's 'pride and joy,' standing tall and taunting Kibum. Damn, when did he take this picture? He's sneakier than me, the little shit....Kibum licks his lips, the hand around his cock picking up speed as he does his best to type a reply with one hand. (thank god for 'swype..')
"Yea, that's what I want. That big cock inside me. I'm touching myself already just thinking about it."
Kibum's smile is practically a mile wide now as he waits for the next response. He can just imagine his poor boyfriend trying to hide the boner he is no doubt currently sporting, while attempting to maintain his focus on the show. The little diva loves playing these games, it makes him feel empowered. Not to mention, gives him something to look forward to when Jonghyun is finally able to get his hands on him.
*I new message: Jjongie <33*
"I bet you are, slut. Why don't you get your ass nice and wet for me while you're at it. Suck on your fingers, work yourself open cuz when I get home I'm not waiting..."
Kibum groans aloud at the words, his cock throbbing almost painfully as his arousal heightens. He quickly enables the "Talk to text" feature on his cell phone, lying it next to him so his hands are free. He follows his boyfriend's instructions, slipping two fingers into his mouth and getting them as slick as possible. Using one hand to tweak his hardening nipples, he reaches down, spreading his legs, rubbing the digits around the outside of his entrance, teasing himself. He huffs, enjoying the sensation for a few moments, imagination running wild. The hand on his chest stops for a moment, reaching over to press the talk button.
"Feels so good, baby. I'm fucking my fingers real good for you. I'm so ready..."
The response is almost immediate. Kibum taps the phone screen with his free hand, leaning over to read.
*1 new message:Jjongie <33*
"Show me. Take a picture, I want to see."
Kibum smiles, blissfully aware that Jonghyun is undoubtedly desperate and aggressive at this moment, the younger’s personal favorite combination. He removes his fingers, situating himself on his knees, ass in the air, face planted in his pillow. He turns his head to the side so he can see, and holds the phone out behind him with one hand, the other hand sliding the slick digits back where they belong. It takes a few tries, but he manages to get a halfway decent picture. He does a quick edit, zooming in so Jonghyun can clearly see that his boyfriend is doing precisely as he was instructed.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
“Fuck yea, baby. Work that pretty little asshole. Looks so good, I wanna taste it. I’d make you shake, Kibum…”
Kibum is already shaking as he lies back down on his back, fingers curling inside himself, thrusting in and out with increasing speed, head thrown back as he strokes himself wildly at the same time. He loves it when Jonghyun says filthy things like that, it makes him crazy. The phone lays untouched for a few moments as Kibum just gets lost in the sensation, the warm tingles spreading outward from his groin. “Ahhh…fuck…” he cries out, biting his lower lip as he continues to stimulate his insides, pressing against the sensitive cluster of nerves and rubbing the pads of his fingers along the inner walls.
His body is almost at its limit, and he knows it’s time to slow down a bit. He’s not done being a tease just yet. Pulling his digits out and releasing his throbbing cock, he pushes the talk button once again.
“Mmm, you want to eat me baby ? Bury your face in my ass and fuck me with your tongue..”
Much to Kibum's complete surprise, it turns out that Jonghyun can be a teasing bastard, too. In fact, he's beginning to think his game may have backfired on him when he opens the next message.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
“God, yes. I wish you were here, baby. I’d make you suck me off right under this table. On the air. Let everyone hear what a hungry little cockslut you are.”
There’s a video attachment, that Kibum is almost afraid to open, but curiosity wins out as usual. He presses the play button, shock alighting his features as he watches. There, in the middle of his phone screen, sits Jonghyun, perched on the toilet of their bathroom, pants around his ankles, stroking himself vigorously. His face is flushed, veins popping out of his muscular neck as he cranes his head backward, hitting against the wall, moans slipping from his chewed-up lips. Kibum watches in astonishment, wondering once again when Jonghyun had time to take this, his own cock begging for attention more than ever. He begins stroking again, watching intently.
When Jonghyun lets out the longest, most sensual moan he’s yet heard, accompanied by a breathy, “Kibumm….yes….” the diva thinks he just might lose his mind. It’s so sexy, it nearly pushes him over the edge. He watches his boyfriend spill his load in his hand, and nearly drools at the subtle wink the older gives the camera before the video cuts out. He pushes the talk button again, and it’s a wonder the device can even make out what he’s saying as he is so breathless with arousal.
“Oh my fucking god baby, that was so hot. I’m so close, so hard for you.”
Kibum wraps his hand even tighter around his dick, jacking himself to the finish. He is interrupted once again by the *ding* of his text message alert. He huffs in frustration, but opens the message nonetheless.
*1 new message: Jjongie<33*
“Yea, Kibum. Come for me. Cum while you think of how good my dick is gonna feel so deep in your ass.. Show me your cum I want to see it."
That's the straw that breaks the camel's back. Tossing the phone aside, Kibum pushes his fingers back into himself, past the puckering entrance and thoroughly exploring the ridges all around the inside. His other hand is back to assaulting his cock, moving at an intense speed as he can't handle any further delay. He squeezes and yanks, swiping his thumb over the head and the digits inside him curl and thrust in and out. The feeling begins to creep up again, the intensity growing, and he's teetering on the edge. A dexterous move of his fingers and a hard tug on his dick have his body jerking, toes curling as his climax rolls over him, making him numb to all else. He coats his chest with strings of fluid, thick and cloudy.
Kibum hums in satisfaction, drawing lazy circles on his hips as he comes down from the high. After a moment, he grabs the phone again, aiming the camera at his chest and groin. He holds it up in the air and takes a picture, making sure to capture his flushed face and lidded eyes, as well as the cum that's splayed across his chest, neck, and stomach. He hits *send,* awaiting Jonghyun's next response.
Several moments pass with no answer. Kibum gets up and heads for the bathroom, grabs some tissues and cleans himself up, throws his boxers back on, then gets back on the bed and lays down on his belly. He leans over to pick up the magazine that had long fluttered to the floor, propping himself up on his elbows as he reads, continuing to eye his phone periodically.
Ten, fifteen minutes go by, still nothing. Kibum frowns in disappointment, reaching for the nightstand and grabbing his mp3 player. He hits shuffle, popping in the ear buds and trying to distract himself. He doesn't hear the door opening and closing behind him, but he sure as hell feels the bed dipping under a mysterious weight, and the warm breath flowing onto his neck. The buds are hastily pulled out, and a husky voice is whispering into his ear, "Did you have fun, Bummie?"
Kibum isn't given a whole time of time to process much else, as within moments his boxers vanish, the lower half of his body is propped up on his knees, his hips gripped in a tight hold by stubby fingers, something thick and moist prodding his entrance. Kibum releases a low, throaty groan when Jonghyun slips all the way in at once, the feeling of fullness flooding his senses and sending little twinges of pleasure anywhere and everywhere. "That better baby?" That voice asks, the tone so gritty and seductive that it makes the younger shiver all over, "Is this what you wanted?"
"J..Jjong....yes....." Kibum breathes, his voice shaky and raw. Jonghyun really begins to move then, pulling out almost all the way, shoving back in at a brutal pace, balls slapping against the younger's ass. Kibum claws at the bedsheet like a cat scrambling to get out of water, fists clenching and unclenching as his boyfriend does his best to obliterate him entirely. To his surprise, he is already hardening again, body incredibly responsive to the older's touch and movements.
A strong, veiny arm wraps around his torso, pulling him backward onto Jonghyun's lap. Kibum braces his knees on either side of the elder's, reaching behind to the wrap an arm around his neck, laying his head back on Jonghyun's shoulder, his back flush to his boyfriend's chest. Kibum's back arches nearly in a dancer's pose as the older pushes upward into him, fingers digging into his hips again as he pushes Kibum forward and pulls him back down with each thrust. The younger cries out, the deep angle making him feel as if he's being torn in half, as if Jonghyun's dick was spearing him in the intestines.
Kibum helps as best he can, using his free hand to jerk himself and using what little strength he has left to move himself up and down in conjunction with Jonghyun's thrusts. All Kibum can hear is the sound of skin slapping together, his own pants and moans, and that voice in his ear, whispering 'yea, bounce on my dick just like that, baby' and 'feels so good, you're so fucking tight, baby.' He digs his nails into the back of Jonghyun's neck, eyes getting knocked out of focus, knowing that he's getting hit just right, that he won't last much longer.
When he cums the second time, it nearly knocks him breathless. He swears he blacks out for just a second, the sticky warmth coating his fingers jolting him back to reality. In the next moment, he's pressed back down into the mattress, ass up, knees shaking as Jonghyun plows into him with renewed vigor, trying to reach his own end. Kibum is useless at this point and he knows it, no choice but to take whatever the older has to offer. Key is so overly sensitive after two orgasms, every movement warrants a loud moan or a whimper, it's nearly too much to take.
Teeth nip at his earlobe, a fist tangles in his hair and he feels Jonghyun's movements become more and more irregular. "God, I love it when you're so wrecked like this. Gonna fill you with my cum." A strangled noise escapes from Jonghyun's thoat and his hips stutter and Kibum shrieks, the final push sliding into the clenching heat and lighting his nerve endings on fire. "Yes, baby...." he moans into the pillow, eyes rolling backward slightly as he feels the warm liquid splatter his insides. They collapse onto the bed, both dumbstruck and unable to move for a few moments.
"Kim....Kibum...." Jonghyun breathes out, "You.....are evil." Kibum bursts into giggles, turning to face his boyfirend and looking at him fondly. "I know. But you like it." Jonghyun reaches out, tracing a finger along the younger's jawline, then moving to swipe along his bottom lip. "You're lucky I was finishing the show when you started in on me. I had to sit all the way in the back of the van on the ride home so the manager wouldn't catch on."
That explains how he got here so fast, Kibum thinks. He laughs, imagining his poor Jjong covertly sexting him. "That's what you get for giving me shit over something silly. Besides, I have news for you, buddy." The younger informs, grabbing the older's hand and lightly grazing the pads of his fingers with his tongue. "I'm not the only one who's evil around here." Jonghyun issues a lopsided grin, nodding silently. "I think that video counts as a win earlier. Definitely gave you a run for your money." He winks, issuing a subtle challenge to the younger.
Kibum smirks, "Don't get too cocky, we'll just have to see how you fare next time. Gloves are off, baby..."