oh stanford where art thou, and a reiterated plea

Jan 17, 2008 19:21

ms pags' baby is so fucking cute. i want her. hehe. same goes for huck!

that was a useless post.

okay fine, i'll go study physics.

ps, do i need to repost my "Plea For More Posts"?

A Plea For More Posts
Jan. 16th, 2006 | 07:13 pm
To: Fellow LJers
From: Me, Myself, and I
Re: Please Post

As you yourselves most likely know, School does Suck. In light of the recent Increase in School-Suckage, I obviously am in search of more and more School/Homework/Any-Effort-At-All -Avoidances, more commonly referred to as Procrastination Devices. As you yourselves once again most likely know, LJ is an extremely effective source of said Procrastination. However, due to the Lack of Excitement in my life caused by the Increase in School-Suckage, I have little to nothing to Post about. Hence, I require more Posts from You, my friends, to enable me to continue Procrastinating through the Readage of my Friends Page.

An example: During a commonly exciting Period of Time, I might be able to Procrastinate a good 15 times a day through the use of the Refresh Button on my Internet Explorer. Frighteningly enough, however, on such a Procrastination-Needing Day like today, I was unfortunate to find Not One new post from any of my Friends. Not One!

Horrifying Indeed. "Why don't You Post, then?" Thou might asketh. The answer is, simply, that I am too Lazy. But, nevertheless, I am Posting at the moment, Am I not? Therefore, if I can Post, so can You.

In Conclusion, please Post more often! Not for the benefit of Discussing your lives on the Internet, of course, but to provide your Dearest Maria-Ines with Entertainment and Delight.

My deepest Thanks in advance,
yours Truly,
with sincere Gratitude,
best Regards,
Fondly,
MIC

Oh wait, I just did :)
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