Dear Rodent,

[duchessrachel]

I realize it was not your intent to invade my home, you were brought in unceremoniously by one of my beloved fur covered homicidal maniacs (read: cat). However, when I scoop you up in a dust pan and whisk your little hind end outside, it means I'm saving you from the fur covered homicidal maniac. When I plop you down in the monkey grass, go with

Comments

[reasdream]

two words: natural selection.

at least if it dies there should be fewer stupid rodents in the future?

[belfebe]

He's probably going to make it into the Darwin Awards for rodents.