Well, it all began when my brother decided to date an older girl (She was 18 to his 16). My brother, being an asshole, moron, and virgin at the time left me no other choice but to fuck the living hell out of her (I was 19 at the time).
Eventually (months later), he found out, and knocked my teeth down my throat (with the aid of an aluminum baseball bat).
There's really nothign that quite describes the sensation of shitting a incisor.
There was also a number of other events, rock climbing (several falls, whips, etc), sledding (broke my ankle, my nose, and a tooth), and even once during sex (tossed her on the bed, she bounced and kneed me in the face, knocking out a tooth) that have contributed to the overall damage over the years.
On top of that, that was a nontrivial amount of recreational pharmecutical experimentation for a decade or so. Aside from a creeping brain rot and absolutly no functional memory, I'm*twitch*fine.
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Eventually (months later), he found out, and knocked my teeth down my throat (with the aid of an aluminum baseball bat).
There's really nothign that quite describes the sensation of shitting a incisor.
There was also a number of other events, rock climbing (several falls, whips, etc), sledding (broke my ankle, my nose, and a tooth), and even once during sex (tossed her on the bed, she bounced and kneed me in the face, knocking out a tooth) that have contributed to the overall damage over the years.
On top of that, that was a nontrivial amount of recreational pharmecutical experimentation for a decade or so. Aside from a creeping brain rot and absolutly no functional memory, I'm*twitch*fine.
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seeing that my problem is as big as it is..that almost kinda sorta made my day better.
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