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[duckamuck]

there's a segment on The View today called 'Vagina Mistakes'.

I need to get out of the house.

Comments

[beetlebummer]

is that the long-awaited sequel to the vagina monologues?

did you know....?

[duckamuck]

-it's self-cleaning. don't ever use douches and sprays. if it's stanky, you have an infection. get it checked out.

-you need to air it out.

-that you shouldn't let your vagina talk to strangers. don't let it take candy either.*

*they were being witty. telling women to know their sex partners

-uhh Elisabeth Hasselbeck just asked "condoms have an expiration date?"

Re: did you know....?

[beetlebummer]

from what i understand, she's a very practicing catholic.

do they not believe in birth control? i don't know what the official position is. you know, being a heathen and all.

[matintin]

Isn't every segment on The View a variation on that one?

[julilla1]

As the owner of a vagina, I'm always suprised that other owners don't seem to know how to take care of their equipment. I'm still trying to figure out a reason why Massengill would find it necessary to create a musk scented douche. Isn't it already naturally musky? Imagine if you had some corporate asshat telling you that you needed your anus to smell like strawberries. BTW, that store you were talking about before? It's being built at the end of my street. Doesn't even look anywhere close to being done, though.

[loatiloat]

Here comes the View. Do dee do dee do do do...

[Recall the reference?]