The absolutely endless barage of boys asking me out shows no sign of slowing. However, I was finally asked out by one that I would potentially consider going on a date with. You are undoubtedly thinking, "This girl is simply overwhelmed by delusions of superiority. And hasn't she been all wanting a boyfriend as of late? I hate her." Please, please ( Read more... )

1. If you didn't vote today (or send in your absentee ballot a few days ago) then you are a total asshole, perhaps nearly worthless ( Read more... )

My roommates irreparably damaged two nice, expensive kitchen towels. I found one of them crumpled up on top of the microwave, soaked in a variety of unknown liquids. The other I found on the floor covered in filth. I tried to clean them the best I could, but they are ruined. I am so, so angry. The fact that they were pretty and expensive is besides ( Read more... )

but we're two dots on a map.

Bad things happen to me because I steal magazines from vestibules.

One of my roommates just stated, "I would like to be a minority. I think I'd like that shit" (Emphasis added). He went onto say that "that's the reason I liked Japan because I felt like yeah. Man."

Um. Am I completely retarded for thinking this is completely retarded? It's like tolerance intermingled with ignorance. I don't understaaaaand.

First - I am currently obsessed with the phrase "Fig Newton." Well I guess phrase isn't the right category, maybe "proper name?" Or "heaven ( Read more... )

Why does every weird guy find it his right and duty to ask me out? And for that matter, why do dudes who are far too confident for their level of doughiness feel the same way? Maybe I'm just weird enough for the weirdos to think they have a shot with a "normal" girl. Yet not too weird, so the doughy ones think I could be their "unique" girlfriend ( Read more... )

I dislike it when someone puts an aim conversation in their away message, profile, or facebook and/or myspace page in which they deliver the "punchline" or (supposed) clever retort. It makes your friends like you just a little bit less ( Read more... )

PS
Sparrow House is playing with Jose Gonzalez on September 29th in San Antonio, Texas. If you happen to be there, oh my god god.