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Prompted by a discussion with crocodilewings:
From Detective Comics #33, Bruce Wayne:
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."
Now, round here, the only thing that you are likely to get through your window late at night as you ponder philosophical quandries in your dressing gown is (a) a burglar or (b) half a brick.
Having discarded Burglarman as having limited crime-fighting potential, and seeing some staying power in Halfbrickman (with his half-brick-a-rang, and halfbrickmobile (originally Brickman's Brickmobile before he wrote it off and sold it on the cheap)), we thought this would be an entertaining folly for a while, the DC equivalent of Marvel's "I was bitten by a radioactive [x]... now I have the mighty powers of [x]!"
So what's the stupidest thing that could have smashed through Bruce Wayne's window?
From Detective Comics #33, Bruce Wayne:
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."
Now, round here, the only thing that you are likely to get through your window late at night as you ponder philosophical quandries in your dressing gown is (a) a burglar or (b) half a brick.
Having discarded Burglarman as having limited crime-fighting potential, and seeing some staying power in Halfbrickman (with his half-brick-a-rang, and halfbrickmobile (originally Brickman's Brickmobile before he wrote it off and sold it on the cheap)), we thought this would be an entertaining folly for a while, the DC equivalent of Marvel's "I was bitten by a radioactive [x]... now I have the mighty powers of [x]!"
So what's the stupidest thing that could have smashed through Bruce Wayne's window?