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[duckmole86]

Is there something seriously wrong with me, that I can't successfully stay on a diet for more than a week?

I have an innate desire to please.  I like making people happy; I even want to give that guy who yelled at me for being a liberal a few weeks ago a list of places on campus where he won't bump into me, since it obviously makes him really

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[quacker_z]

But...you are fat. I mean, aren't! Aren't...
Risto: Suuure...It was "aren't" you really meant to say.
Little bugger...Why can't you say something helpful for once?
Risto: What? You just said she was--
I know, you little oaf.
Risto: Such namecalling. Why must I be the hated character?
Xhia: Oh, silly, we love you!
Risto: Heckuva funny way of showing it.

I consider myself to be a little squishy. Not really fat, just extra "fluff." At least you're not on the top of the fat scale. (Clicky :D) You should check out more of his stuff. He's hilarious, btw. Anyway. I can never help but shake my head whenever I see size 0-4 jeans. I think my body's a little weird. Fluff when I stand up, but when I lie down I can see my hip bones. Maybe it's more concentrated to the sides.. I have no idea what to classify myself as. :D

I'm also eager to please as well. As much as I can't stand people, I like being of help to the random customer.

[quacker_z]

Speaking of horrible muffin tops: I saw a good one a few days ago (and by good I mean funny). Girl gets out of her car, but the tight shirt she'd been wearing to go with her way-too-small pants had ridden up a few inches. So a full-on muffin view (I could just imagine a cooking timer going off). Then she had to readjust her shirt to cover it completely again and I thought, "Yeah, that makes it better. You can still it, but now it's just blue instead."

People need to wear the right size clothes.

[duckmole86]

People do need to wear the right size clothes. Wearing the right size doesn't make you look fat (even if it means buying a size 8 instead of a size 4), it makes you look good. Wearing clothes that are too small highlight every ounce you might consider needing to lose.