Deep breaths...just take deep breaths.....

Jun 15, 2005 23:07

Somethings wrong with Choutaru-chan.....he never wants to play Pretty Pretty Princess with me anymore...all he ever talks about now is going out to clubs and having se- se- you know...S-E-X *whimper* I mean...he's younger then me, right? We shouldn't be talking about grown-up stuff like that! O_O ( Read more... )

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nfu_hairtwirl June 16 2005, 05:45:03 UTC
My clone tends to use the phrase, "you fucking homo" all the time and I've tried countless times to wash his mouth out with soap, but he wouldn't comply. Ever.

At least I don't have to worry about washing your mouth out with soap.

I did bring it into consideration that some clones literally should be unable to function. Yet, they still are. I don't expect you to explode any time soon. But I will harvest your organs, because Mother loves you.

[OOC: I am so fangirling over your Shishi. ILOVEHIMSOMUCH]

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 06:26:09 UTC
*gasps and points* Yo-you...Mother said the f-word!!!

....what's a 'homo'? Is that a bad word too....?

And what do you mean you'd harvest my organs?! (if I explode, you wouldn't be able to, so btw, what do you mean by anytime soon?!) I bet you told your clone you were going to harvest his organs too!! That's why he calls you a...a....f-...ing...homo....

Is that what a 'homo' is? Someone who harvests organs? ((OOC: XD))

((OOC: Why thank you. I absolutely adore your Mizuki as well. ^_^ And hey, everyone love a paranoid skitzo! :b))

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nfu_hairtwirl June 16 2005, 06:43:40 UTC
Yes, yes I did. Nfu.

A Homo is um. Well, all of your "brothers" are homos. It means that... they love each other very much, and want to be happy. A lot. Nfu.

I promise I will not harvest your organs. Now MY clone. His organs shouldn't be harvested, they should be smashed into tiny little squishy peices of... organ tissue. You can rest assured that you won't have to worry about ME killing you. I need to have you alive for research purposes and gathering information.

[OOC: All of the OOC characters were getting very repetitive, so having a fun skitzo like this is so refreshing! I keep fangirling you in the chatroom, too. XDD]

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 07:02:02 UTC
I see where Mother's clone gets his homicidal tendencies....

Wait...what if I've inherited homicidal tendencies from Mother too?! They're just dorment now, but I could go on a killing spree at any moment. Or what if one of the others beats me to it?! That's it, I'm going home and locking myself in the bathroom and if anyone comes in....I'll....I'll.....burn them with the hairdryer!!!!

((OOC: There's a chatroom? Can I join in? ^_^))

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orangeinsomniac June 16 2005, 06:14:34 UTC
R-R-Right now, no one's d-doing anything to us c-clones but yelling a-at us. Well, some of u-u-us.

Chill out, h-hombre. Have some c-c-c-c-coffee.

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 06:28:21 UTC
Coffee?! But we're too young to have coffee....

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orangeinsomniac June 16 2005, 06:31:55 UTC
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What?

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 06:34:26 UTC
Kids shouldn't drink coffee! The grown-ups say it's bad for you. It'll stunt our growth...and it tastes yucky....

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fairy_taichi June 16 2005, 09:36:41 UTC
*blinku*

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00oshitari June 16 2005, 16:39:04 UTC
Hello there Shishido clone! I'm Oshitari clone. You can call me Yuushi to save yourself from being confused. I'll take care of you and make sure you don't get hurt. As for people hunting you down or discriminate against you, have no fear! I consider myself to be a bit of a Clone's Rights Activist. If you're a good little clone I might play even play Pretty Pretty Princess with you. ^_~

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 17:22:25 UTC
Hello...erm Yuushi-san....you sound like a very nice person from the other side of the bathroom door...

.....you'd play Pretty Pretty Princess with me? That's so nice of you. ^_^ It's a nice, safe game...not like that scary tennis everyone plays at school.

Wait...you didn't bring tennis balls with you, did you?! O_O

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00oshitari June 16 2005, 22:41:51 UTC
I am a nice person. ^____^

I look forward to playing Pretty Pretty Princess with you. Do I get a tiara? I think you would make a VERY Pretty Pretty Shishido Princess. Do I need to bring, I dunno, glittery things? Wands? Of course I won't bring any tennis balls. And I don't have any with me now! You're so cute!

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duckncover_ June 17 2005, 01:18:48 UTC
Well, it's actully a board game.....but there are shiny jewlry pieces!! But we should be careful cause' they're small and we could swallow them and choke.....

Yay! None of those scary tennis balls. It's good to know someone's nice around here. *sniff* Even Choutarou-chan was waving them at me..... ;_;

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scudservice June 16 2005, 17:49:34 UTC
Two Shishidos? *clings*
*hums Wrigley's song tune* Double the pleasure, double the fun...
What, don't tell me you're scared of tennis balls now. *juggles tennis ball*

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duckncover_ June 16 2005, 17:55:10 UTC
Choutarou-chan!!! ^_^

Wait a minute...TENNIS BALLS!!! Get them Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!! O_O

Do you know how dangerous those things are, and you're juggling them!! What if you mess up and one of them hits me!!??

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