I am going to keep this brief, as I am on the verge of passing out.

Thanks to Lucy (magicmice) and Raf (randomsummer) for facilitating what turned out to be the most Canadian weekend ever. Though, now that I think about it, there was a good deal of Mexican-ness involved as well. Perhaps we can settle on "NAFTA Weekend ( Read more... )

I am in the throes of paper-writing, so I will keep this very brief....

SPR1NG BR34K 2004!!11!!!111 ^_^ ^_^ <3 <3

Ahem. Anyhow.

Thanks to everyone who came out for the Grumble Grumble show!! It was a blast. Photos are here.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to take a look at this:

THE SPOON BOX

I will soon be helping to bring these fancy li'l gadgets, designed by Nick Zammuto of the inimitable Books, to the people, at a reasonable price. More details soon ( Read more... )

Thanks to bees4breakfast, I have now discovered that the following phrases are anagrams for my name:

my law ate them
meat malt whey
tamely thaw me
way meth metal
eh my male twat
we hate my malt
ale wet my math
hamlet may wet
they welt mama
a lame wet myth

and, finally....

EL MAYHEM TWAT

Rock. I am now off to record music.

Time for one of those useless, topical entries ( Read more... )

... wow, this dream will not leave me. More details ( Read more... )

The phlegm has been exorcized, the mess in my room has been cleaned up, the weather is nice, and I am brushing and flossing regularly. If not for the unfortunate fact that I have a paper due at 11am tomorrow, everything would be just peachy ( Read more... )

Sadly, I remain quite sick. Last night's fever dream: That upon awakening, I would have to perform the Smiths' "This Charming Man" using ONLY A PILLOW!! A PILLOW, people. GAH.

A h8tr? Me?


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Ahoy from Phlegmtown, USA. As unimpeachably awesome as long weekends are, a little illness can definitely cramp one's style. This morning, I woke up in the midst of a frantic fever dream, convinced that as soon as the clock struck 9, I would have to market a new brand of German sausage.... EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT MARKETING, ( Read more... )

From teh Lucy, and in lieu of a much-needed legit update ( Read more... )