Well, why not?

[ducks_in_a_row]

I mean, if you can't take the mickey with your fav shows/characters/fandoms, when can you do it? This was inspired (if that's the right word) by the recent Wilber spoilers, but essentially nothing is sacred. Nothing.

Comments

[lt_kitty]

Oh, god, that's insane and hysterical. And it's been far too long since you've posted Housefic.

**does double take**

Wilber spoilers? Whut?

[ducks_in_a_row]

Thanks :-)

And the Wilber spoilers are that CTB is back and, apparently, dating Wilson.

[ex_bluebonn]

That's some seriously awesome crack.

[ducks_in_a_row]

Thanks :-)

Your icon makes me laugh, and it's so true LOL

[ex_bluebonn]

I sadly don't recall from whene it came ... and anyway, I was trying to use this one!

[teand]

And then House wakes up AGAIN because he's still dreaming and wakes Wilson a) because he needs to be reassured this IS his life and b) he's awake, no reson Wilson should be sleeping the selfish bastard.

Also Chase definitely switch hits.

In case you can't tell... loved this!

[ducks_in_a_row]

I seriously considered having House wake up in bed with both Cuddy and Wilson, 'cause nothing's better than a hot House threesome ;-)

And agreed--Chase goes wherever the pretty is.

[shutterbug_12]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout. Really hilarious. =D

“Great. Congratulations. You grew half a spine,” House said sarcastically. “You’ve only got a few million years of evolution to go.” That is such a Housian thing to say that I'm surprised it hasn't been on the show in some form or another.

“I can show you the before and after pictures,” Amber offered.

“I don’t....” House stopped and eyed her speculatively. “Really?”

OMG that made me LOL so hard. “Cameron and Thirteen are in tears in the women’s room. And then in the men’s room. And then the women’s room again. Chase, Taub and Foreman commandeered one of the lecture halls and are watching porn. And Amber is posting flyers for a ‘differently’ gendered support group.” And so did that. LOLOL

OMG this is made of so much win. *mems* (Apologies for the poorly formatted comment.)

[ducks_in_a_row]

Thanks so much :-)

Humor is so hard because what makes me laugh might just get a confused look from someone else. I'm always happy to know that someone else gets the joke.

[recrudescence]

Oh my goodness, where to begin? "I'm not really here," no one wanting to swab Kutner, Chase trying to defend his masculinity, Amber being the long-lost brother...there are too many good bits to list. And I literally giggled at "House in a skirt." Well played. =)

But did it really all have to be a dream?

[ducks_in_a_row]

Thanks :-)

Feel free to ignore the last section if you prefer a non-dream version :-) In tv history the worst (best?) crack has always been the 'it's only a dream' episodes. I felt the need to crack on the crack, thus the dream ending.