follow up on the american dreeeeam

[ducksonparade]

i want to be rich, powerful, and influential (this is an epiphany i had while dumping five milliliters of mouse antibodies into a small plastic box, go figure). i want to go to the east coast, get a job at a nationally prestigious law firm, move my way up into the position of a full-time attorney so quickly that the newspaper knows my name before

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[ermoff]

dude if u throw galas, u will HAVE to invite me. i can be like ur.. poor people case. like ur helping me so that you look good. u know? or u can aids/cancer with me and we can write about how we cycled the tour to france to meet our long time hero lance armstrong.. but by then im sure the buttfuck will probably ahve stopped cycling and my life will come to a screaming halt. and by the time ur thirty... nicole will have probably had 5 plastic surgerys to remove her wrinkles. not that that's supposed to make us feel better. actually that makes me feel better.

my dreams? i dont know, i do know though that if i dont get into a med school my dad will kill me. :-)!

[ermoff]

fucker. i spelled surgeries wrong... hows that for heading into med school.... *dies*