Trigger here, trigger there - everybody's high except 4 me

[duckspeaker]

Monday: First day of new job and I have to tell the guy that hired me that he can't treat people (in this case his programmer) like that. Because he apparently moved up the code-complete date by a week so he could go on vacation. (The reality is that there seems to be some misunderstanding and miscommunication---something I hope to help with in

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[dangermouse_ut]

Um... New job?

Tell your artists (ok her) that she just needs to smoke some more weed. Isn't that what artists do?

[duckspeaker]

This one sure does....well did....or does...or do

[dangermouse_ut]

Ah, so really you're just harshing her buzz with reality.

Let me know when you want to go to the batting cage to work off some steam.

[suzie_lightning]

That doesn't bode well...:(

[duckspeaker]

see my response to EVERYDAVE below

[everydave]

Here's a big stick...and here's a blankie...something tells me you'll know which to use in the appropriate situation. (And no, you can't use the blankie to smother something with...it's for comfort...opposite of the stick. Come to think of it the stick gives comfort too, to you, whenever you use it. Perhaps I've not thought this through...)

[duckspeaker]

I am the second coming.
I will bring honesty and communication to the world.
And the world will feed, or it will burn.