At least four people hacking and couging in the office today

[ducktapeddonkey]

Thanks so much for your dedication toward spreading your virus.  Fortunately the company management led by example last week, and now several staff members are sick this week.  They too are following the example set and diligently showing up to cough and hack and spread germs over as many surfaces as possible.

Thanks for coming out.

Comments

[porsupah]

Are gas mask filtration units able to capture particles as small as viruses? (Or viri, though that never seems quite right either)