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dude_meister

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Jul 30, 2009 22:07

To deal with this sudden physical and mental age regression in Italy, I have gathered the necessary books in order to deal with the stated situation in the event that no remedy is found and/or it doesn't just 'go away ( Read more... )

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p_p_p_pasta July 31 2009, 02:38:13 UTC

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Will we have pasta for meals?

dude_meister July 31 2009, 02:40:49 UTC

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Perhaps as a treat.

p_p_p_pasta July 31 2009, 02:45:16 UTC

O-Okay!

dude_meister July 31 2009, 02:46:43 UTC

No tomatoes though.

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princeassassin July 31 2009, 03:32:25 UTC

...No change?

dude_meister July 31 2009, 03:33:14 UTC

In Italy's status? No.

princeassassin July 31 2009, 03:46:28 UTC

I see.

I wonder what could have caused this.

dude_meister July 31 2009, 03:53:42 UTC

Whatever it is, I can only hope that it's not permanent.

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itsnotzura July 31 2009, 07:18:02 UTC

A spray bottle might not work. He may consider it similar to a water gun.

The laps are a good idea.

dude_meister July 31 2009, 07:23:20 UTC

A little vinegar in the water should do the trick.

Thanks. I'm glad you agree.

itsnotzura July 31 2009, 07:34:09 UTC

That might sting his eyes. Aim low. Unless he is very bad.

Take care he does not try to ride them.

dude_meister July 31 2009, 07:42:41 UTC

I have placed most things out of his reach. Perhaps I should get out a little gate as well?

...That would be a problem. I'll be sure to keep an eye on them.

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maximuspimpus July 31 2009, 07:19:52 UTC

EVERY GROWING BOY NEEDS A HEALTHY, HEARTY MEAL!

1/2 dude_meister July 31 2009, 07:21:56 UTC

I'm certainly not disputing the health part!

dude_meister July 31 2009, 07:22:24 UTC

...And Rome. Did he pick up crossdressing from you?

1/2 maximuspimpus July 31 2009, 07:30:34 UTC

HE NEEDS A LOT OF FOOD. LIKE MEAT!

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augh_plywood July 31 2009, 22:25:48 UTC

Actually, tomatoes are chock-full of important nutrients, such as vitamin C and powerful antioxidants. I'd highly recommend against such a ban. Instead, have you considered giving him fresh tomatoes instead of dishes with tomato sauce?

dude_meister August 1 2009, 00:42:37 UTC

According to this seminar, they lower the fighting spirit and make you lazy.

augh_plywood August 1 2009, 04:01:45 UTC

Really? That's preposterous - I've never heard of such a thing in my entire life. In fact, according to logic, when part of a balanced diet they should raise the fighting spirit by sheer virtue of healthy eating. Did you cross-reference this "seminar" with other studies?

dude_meister August 1 2009, 17:45:42 UTC

Do my experiences in dealing with Italy count?

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