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[dude_stfufatass]

Dear dia journal, because diaries are for girls,

So uh, this LiveJournal thing, I don't know.  Seems cool, I guess.  I'm Kyle, I live in South Park, and I hate Cartman.  What else do you need to know?  Oh, Stan's my best friend, and Kenny's...well, he's Kenny.  He's poor, you know.

My mom wants me to go sing Hey-hach-dol-gavish with the rest of the

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[upyourscolonel]

Hey hach what? The hell is 'Jewish'?

[dude_stfufatass]

It's a Jewish folk song. And what the hell do you mean what is "Jewish" ? It's what I am, r-tard.