mission accomplished

[dudeitsawesome]

I'm drunk at 1:10 in the afternoon.
Shut up, at least it's after noon.

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!

Also... lightweight much? I'm only on my second glass of wine.

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[59]

Second glass of wine?! Holy shit! I can't wait to get drunk on Halloween. It's only going to take like one shot of whiskey!

[dudeitsawesome]

No kidding! Losing weight + low carb + booze = total lightweight

[anairdna]

i wish that worked for me.

i got months with no booze, and it still takes me ages to even catch a buzz.

[dudeitsawesome]

Do lowcarb for awhile. You'll see.
Also, it will probably help your anemia and low blood sugar issues (I think you have both, but correct me if I am wrong).
Low carb makes you a cheap ass date.