4x01 - Lazarus Rising
1. Dude
Dean 1 / Sam 0
Dean: Dude, I'm so in.
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean 0 / Sam 0
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean 1 / Sam 0
Dean: You're some demon's bitch boy?
4. Jinx.
None, but the boys lie to each other in unison.
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): Dean 0 / Sam 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): Dean 0 / Sam 1
(Dean hotwires the car)
Sam picks the lock of the diner
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): Dean 2 / Sam 0
Dean fires two shots into Castiel
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): Dean 0 / Sam 0
(Dean does break into the fill-up station by smashing the glass in the door)
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Dean calls Sam "Sam" 2 times and "Sammy" 2 times
Heya, Sammy.
That's not funny, Sam.
It's okay, Sammy.
Let's go, Sam.
Sam calls Dean "Dean" 9 times
I don't pay, Dean.
Look, Dean, I wish I had done it, alright?
Hell, I tried to bargain, Dean, but no demon would deal, alright?
Dean, I'm sorry.
Hey, Dean, what was it like?
Dean, I thought it was my car.
Nothing, Dean.
We're not just going to leave them in there, are we, Dean?
Dean, we gotta take them; they are dangerous.
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