3x15 Time Is On My Side
1. Dude
Dean: 3
"'Stripper suffocates dude with thighs'?" (quoting the newspaper)
"Dude, I’m eating."
"Dude! I’m eating!" (again)
Sam: 0
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 2
"Look, Rufus, man…"
"Hey, man. I try anything once but I don’t know that sounds uncomfortable."
Sam: 2
"Hey man, you’re the one who’s all gung ho to hunt."
"Look, man. We’re trying to do the same thing here."
Honourable Mention
Victim in the hospital: "Hey, man. I just got my kidney stolen."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 2
"This immortality thing is a bitch!"
"But you know what the bitch of the bunch is?"
Sam: 0
Honourable Mention
Bela: "Because maybe you can kill the bitch."
4. Jinx.
No jinx this episode.
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): .5
We don't actually see Dean picking the lock to Bela's room but somehow he had to get in there, right?
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 6
Dean shoots at Bela one time.
Dean shoots Dr. Benton 5 times.
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 0
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Number of times Dean says, "Sam." 5
"Oh, you hear that, Sam? He doesn’t know anything."
"Sam, we’re going!"
"And this time I’m really screwed, Sam."
"Sam?!" (when Sam gets attacked by Benton)
"Sam!" (when Benton offers to read the formula)
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy." 3
"Sammy, be careful!"
"I’m really screwed, Sammy."
"Sammy?!" (when Sam gets attacked by Benton)
Number of times Sam says, "Dean." 15
"Maybe we are on the wrong track, Dean."
"Dean, there is no way she still has the colt."
"Dean -"
"Dean. This. This here, now."
"I didn’t want to say anything until I was sure, Dean."
"Even if you had the colt, Dean? Who are you going to shoot?"
"Dean!" (answering the phone)
"Dean…" (again on the phone)
"Dean, I found Benton’s cabin."
"Dean, please just listen for a second."
"It’s just science, Dean."
"Dean, I think it might be doable."
"Dean." (when Benton offers to read the formula)
"We just need time, Dean. I mean… please."
"Dean, don’t you wanna live?"
Honourable Mentions
Demon: "… meet ´n greet with Dean Winchester!"
Dean: "I’m Dean Winchester."
Rufus: "Dean Winchester, right? Dean, do I look, like I’m here to help you?"
Bela: "Dean."
"Dean, this time I need help…"
"I know about your deal, Dean."
Benton: "Nothing's gonna happen here that you got to worry about, Sammy." (!)
Please comment if I counted wrong or there are any other mistakes.