3x14 Long Distance Call
1. Dude
Number of times Dean says, "Dude": 2
1. "Dude, stiffs are calling people all over town."
2. "That bastard's been tailing me, wearing some poor dude's meat."
Number of times Sam says, "Dude": 0
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Number of times Dean says, "Man": 1
1. "Wow, man a couple of civvies are freaked out by some ghosts."
Number of times Sam says, "Man": 3
1. "Dean, look I want to believe this, man, I really do."
2. "Dean, come on, man."
3. "Dean, look I'm sorry, man."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Number of times Dean says, "Bitch": 1
1. "Well, you know, I really don't care what that bitch thinks and neither should you."
Number of times Sam says, "Bitch": 0
4. Jinx: 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean):
Dean is shown going into the not!demon guy's house, but we don't see him pick the lock.
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 0
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Number of times Dean says, "Sam": 5
1, "Sam, we've talked to every professor, witch, soothsayer and two-bit carney act in the lower 48."
2. "No, Sam. No."
3. "Yeah, what? Sam?"
4. "Newsflash, Sam, people are supposed to be freaked out by ghosts."
5. "I'm scared, Sam."
Crocotta as Dean: "Sam, the flies at the phone company."
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy": 3
1. "Pack your panties, Sammy. We're hitting the road."
2. "Sammy, you're just looking in the wrong place, pal."
3. "Well, don't get too excited, Sammy. You might pull something."
Number of times Sam says, "Dean": 16
1. "Well, sure, yeah, but Dean, we're on a case."
2. "Dean, we should summon Ruby."
3. "So, now what, you're keeping secrets from me, Dean?"
4. "So, what the hell's going on here, Dean?"
5. "Why would he even call in the first place, Dean?"
6. "What are the right places, Dean?"
7. "Dean, look I want to believe this, man, I really do."
8. "Yeah, I checked on it too, Dean."
9. "Dean, come on, man."
10. "Cause I don't know what's going on around here, Dean."
11. "The fact is, we got no hard proof here, Dean."
12. "Please, please don't go anywhere until I get back, ok Dean?"
13. "Dean, its not dad."
14. "Dean, look I'm sorry, man."
15. "Dean, I'm in the parking lot, he's here. Hurry."
16. "There's nothing wrong with having hope, Dean."
Number of times John says, "Sam."
Number of times John says, "Sammy."
Number of times John says, "Dean."
Does Crocotta!John count?
1. "Dean."
2. "Dean, is that you?"
3. "Dean."
4. "Dean, how could you do it?"
5. "I can't watch you go to hell, Dean."
6. "Dean."