1. Dude
Dean: 0
Sam: 2
"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again." (in Bobby's house)
"Dude. Reality. Porn." (in the car, on their way to the oak)
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 0
Sam: 2
"I mean that blood spell... It's some serious crap, man."
"I don't know, man. Where's Ruby?" (before the big showdown)
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 1
"You're some heartless sons of bitches, you know that?"
Sam: 0
4. Jinx: 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 0
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Number of times Dean says, "Sam.": 0
Bonus: Sam says "It's me, Sam."
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy.": 3
"But the I couldn't do it anymore Sammy."
"I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing Sammy."
"I gotta hand it to you, Sammy. Bringing them all together, all at once. Angels and demons. It's a damn good plan."
Number of times Sam says, "Dean.": 5
"Hey, Dean!" (off screen, when Dean is in Bobby's panic room)
"Dean, what's he gonna tell us that we don't already know?" (arguing about a plan)
"Dean." (after he 'learns' that Dean gave up Anna)
"Dean, I'm damn curious."
"Dean... Dean, look you held on for 30 years, that's longer than anyone would've."