4x11: Family Remains
Dudemeter for Episode 4x11: Family Remains
1. Dude
Dean: 0!
Sam: 3.5?
Sam: "Dude, the guns are gone!"
Sam: "Dude, you don't have a gun."
Sam: "Dude, no, she'd have to be, like, fifty years old by now."
Sam: "Dude was a monster, Dean." (This is the .5 one. I don't think it actually counts. I didn't count "man" when it was used to not address someone [like Dean's "what kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels," or "there was a man murdered in his house," and this is along that same vein]. Either I'm wrong and should count all of them, or I'm consistent, and this doesn't count. HELP! DUDEMETER CRISIS! ;))
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 4
Sam: 0
Dean: "It's a spirit, man."
Dean: "Listen, man, I've got a gun."
Dean: "I'm tellin' you, man. Humans."
Dean: "Humans, man."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 2
Sam: 0
Dean: "Bitch is a klepto."
Dean: "You know, I felt for those sons of bitches back there."
Honorable mention: Poor Uncle Ted, with 2. "It's just some backwoods hillbilly bitch, and I'm not about to sit around here waitin' for her to go all Deliverance on my ass." AND: "Told you it was some crazy bitch." Oh, and Sam said "dirty little whore." SAME IDEA, RIGHT? ;)
4. Jinx. 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): 1 (Dean picks the lock on the house so he and Sam can investigate.)
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 2 (Dean killed creepy!brother guy.)
[Props go to Dad, for stabbing the girl, though!]
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Dean calls Sam "Sam" 3 times, and "Sammy" 0 times.
"Sam, it's me."
"They were animals, Sam, defending territory."
"I enjoyed it, Sam."
Sam calls Dean "Dean" 6 times.
"You're exhausted, Dean."
"Dean. We gotta talk."
"Dude was a monster, Dean."
"I'm sure her life was hell, Dean, that doesn't means she gets a free pass for a murder spree."
"Dean!" (Calling down the dumb waiter shaft.)
"You were in Hell, Dean."
It seems Sam and Dean should have said each other's names more, right? I DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT JUST REWATCH AGAIN. And isn't the Dean and Sam man-to-dude parallel in this ep FASCINATING?
Please, lemme know if I missed anything! :)