4x12: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag
Dudemeter for episode 4x12: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag
1. Dude
Dean: 0
Sam: 1
Sam: "Dude, I was thirteen. It was a phase."
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 2
Sam: 0
Dean: "Man, I hope I die before I get old."
Dean: "What kind of Kool-Aid you drinkin', man?"
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 1
Sam: 0
Dean: "Well, the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagon."
4. Jinx. 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): 1 (Sam picks the lock to Vernon's hotel room), and honorary mention to Dean kicking in the door of Jay's hotel room.
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 1 (Sam shot at young!again!Charlie)
Bonus: Sam and Dean got arrested! Whoo! ;)
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Dean calls Sam "Sam" 0 times, and "Sammy" 2 times.
"Sammy, it ends bloody or sad. That's just the life."
Dean: "Is there something going on you're not telling me?" Sam: "No." Dean: "Sammy?"
Sam calls Dean "Dean" 2 times.
"You know what I mean, Dean."
"Maybe we'll be different, Dean."
These numbers seem LOW, don't they??
Bonus: Douchebag Count: 7.5 (Charlie and Vernon say it simultaneously, counting for 1.5, Jay says it twice, Dean three times [doucehbaggery totally counts! :)], and Vernon once on his own.)
Please let me know if you catch any errors! :)