Man, I had a hard time rewatching that one, especially the middle part.
1. Dude
Dean: 0
Sam: 0
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 1
"I guess I'm not the man either of our dads wanted me to be."
Sam: 0
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 1
"Don't you go disappearing on me, you son of a bitch."
Sam: 0
4. Jinx: 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'.
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 0
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Number of times Dean says, "Sam.": 2
(in the car) "... and we dragged her back into it, Sam."
(in the car) "I'm tired of burying friends, Sam."
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy.": 0
Number of times Sam says, "Dean.": 1
(in the car) "Dean." "I'm tired of burying friends, Sam."