4x04 Metamorphosis
1. Dude
Dean: 1
"Nice dude but he's got something evil inside him, something in his blood."
Sam: 0
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 0
Sam: 1
"Hold on, Dean, come on man."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 1
"Well, aren't you an obedient little bitch."
Sam: 1
"That stupid son of a bitch."
4. Jinx: 0
5. Fence-jumpin', Lock-pickin', Gun-shootin', and Door-kickin'
Number of times a fence is jumped (by Sam, Dean, or both): 0
Number of times a lock is picked (by Sam or Dean): 1 maybe (Sam tries to pick the closet door)
Number of times a gun is fired (by Sam or Dean): 0
Number of times a door is kicked in (by Sam or Dean): 2 maybe. Dean kicks in Jack's would-be victim's apartment door. (We see Sam trying to pick the closet door, but then we hear what sounds like him kicking it open so I think Sam kicked the closet door open)
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions
Number of times Dean says, "Sam.": 9
"So, anything you want to tell me, Sam?"
"Its already gone too far, Sam."
"So what that means, Sam? That means that God doesn't want you doing this."
"Sam, I never said anything about demon blood."
"You've been saying that a lot lately, Sam."
"See, Sam, toldja we should have hid the beer."
"This is what I mean, Sam."
"Do you know the difference, Sam?"
"Sam, I wanna tell you I'm sorry."
Number of times Dean says, "Sammy.": 0
Number of times Sam says, "Dean.": 13
"Dean, hold on, just let me exp-"
"Dean. Dean!"
"Dean, what are you doing?"
"Hold on, Dean, come on man."
"I'm sorry, Dean. I am."
"Dean. Whatever."
"I don't know Dean. Travis seemed pretty sure."
"You want to know why I've been lying to you, Dean?"
"I've got demon blood in me, Dean!"
"Dean!"
"Dean?"
"Don't worry about it, Dean."