3x01: The Magnificent Seven
Dudemeter for Episode 3x01: The Magnificent Seven
1. Dude
Dean 0
Sam 0
2. I've been everywhere, man.
Dean 1
Sam 1
Dean: "It's weird, man, I mean the night the devil's gate opened and all these weirdo storm clouds were cited over how many cities?"
Sam: "I don't know, man, be careful what you wish for."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean 1
Sam 0
Dean: "I got a year to live, Sam; I'd like to make the most of it, so what do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell, huh?"
4. Jinx.
1
Sam and Dean: "Seventeen."
5. Fence-jumpin', lock-pickin', gun-shootin', and door-kickin'.
Fence Jumping 0
Lock Picking 1
Gun Shooting 0
Door Kicking 0
Dean picks the lock to the house of the family touched by sloth.
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Dean calls Sam "Sam" 6 times, and "Sammy" 0 times.
"Its a beautiful, natural act, Sam."
"Sam, I'm sorry, its just, you know, I don't have much time left and uh, :cough:, gotta make every second count."
"Sam, no hoodoo spell's gonna break this deal."
"Sam."
"Truth is I'm tired, Sam, and I don't know, its like there's a light at the end of the tunnel."
"I got a year to live, Sam."
Sam calls Dean "Dean" 15 times.
"Dean, Dean, ya conscious?"
"Its a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean."
"Guys, this isn't helping, Dean."
"Dean, what are you doing?"
"Dean, come on!"
"Its suicide, Dean."
"You're insane, Dean."
"Three demons, Dean, at once."
"We don't know that, Dean."
"I've been busting my ass trying to keep you alive, Dean, and you act like you couldn't care less."
"Then what's it like, Dean?"
"How could you make that deal, Dean?"
"Yeah, well, you're a hyprocrite, Dean."
"Its hellfire, Dean."
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