3x11 Mystery Spot
1. Dude
Dean: 3
Sam: 1
Dean
1. "Dude. Asia."
2. "Place is tore up pretty good, dude."
3. "Dude, how many Tuesdays did you have?"
Sam
1. "Dude, Asia?"
2. "I've been everywhere, man."
Dean: 2
Sam: 1
Dean
1. "Of course I peed myself. A man gets hit by a car, think he has full control of his bladder? Come on!"
2. "Its a free country. A man can't choose his own syrup, huh? What have we become?"
Sam
1. "Man, I had a weird dream."
3. "Jerk." "Bitch."
Dean: 0
Sam: 1
Sam
1. "You son of a bitch."
4. Jinx.
9 times
"Yeah, right."
"Nice guess."
"Right, you're a mind reader."
"Cut it out, Sam."
"Sam!"
"You think you're being funny, but you're being really, really childish."
"Sam Winchester wears makeup."
"Sam Winchester cries his way through sex."
"Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..."
5. Fence-jumpin', lock-pickin', gun-shootin', and door-kickin'.
Lock Pickin'
1. Sam picks the lock on the door at the Mystery Spot.
Gun Shootin'
1. Sam shoots a gun once in the montage during the three months that Dean is dead.
6. When is "Sam" a "Sammy" and other pressing name questions.
Dean calls Sam "Sam" 9 times, and "Sammy" 8 times
1. "I'm telling you Sam, this job is small fry."
2. "Sam, you know joints like are only tourist traps, right?"
3. "I'm telling you Sam, this job is small fry."
4. "Sam, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
5. "Cut it out, Sam!" at the diner when Sam is saying what Dean is saying
6. "Sam!" at the diner when Sam is saying what Dean is saying
7. "Uh, Sam." when Sam is attacking the Trickster
8. "Sam, maybe you shouldn't." when Sam is attacking the Trickster
9. "Its the parking lot, Sam."
1. "Rise and shine, Sammy."
2. "Rise and shine, Sammy."
3. "Rise and shine, Sammy."
4. "Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that."
5. "Rise and shine, Sammy."
6. "Sammy! Maybe you should drop the axe and let this guy go, what do you say?"
7. "Sammy! That's enough."
8. "Rise and shine, Sammy."
Sam calls Dean "Dean" 25 times
1. "Whenever you're ready, Dean."
2. "Dean!" when Dean is shot by the owner of the Mystery Spot
3. "Dean." when Dean dies after being shot by the owner of the Mystery Spot
4. "Dean." when Sam wakes up after Dean was shot by the owner of the Mystery Spot
5. "Dean." when Sam is asking Dean to go to the Mystery Spot during the day
6-8. "Dean! Dean, no, no no, come on, Dean." when Dean is hit by the car
9-11. "Hey, Dean, Dean, Dean." after Dean is hit by the car
12. "Ok, would you listen to me, Dean? Cause I am flipping out."
13. "Quit screwing around, Dean."
14. "Because you've said it before, Dean. That's my whole point."
15. "You're just going to have to go with me on this, alright Dean? You just have to. You owe me that much."
16. "Because you die today, Dean."
17. "Well, I don't know how else to explain it, Dean."
18. "Yeah, so what is it then Dean? What the hell is happening to us?"
19. "Yeah, right, Dean, I've watched you die a few times now and I can't ever seem to stop it."
20-21. "Dean. Dean!" when Dean is choking on the sausage
22. "Leave it, Dean."
23. "Dean?" after Sam apparently kills Dean with an axe
24. "I knew it was going to happen, Dean. I know everything that's going to happen."
25. "Dean!" when he hears Dean get shot in the motel parking lot
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