05. [teaching myself to type]

[dudewheresmypig]

Aah, and here I still am. It's a shame, really.

At least this time the mansion decided to do something pleasant... for me, at least. It seems some of you had the opposite happen. I hope everyone is all right?

It's been a long time since I saw them all. Even the ones who are dead aren't here...Can anyone explain to me how to properly use this

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[inhalations]

What's the device look like?

[dudewheresmypig]

This thing that records my voice. I'm not entirely sure what to call it! It's square and has buttons with different characters on them.

[inhalations]

You mean a mobile?

[dudewheresmypig]

Maybe. Here, let me see if I can make this show you a picture!

[sounds of clicking, the occasional bump, and a bit of muttering to himself]