twenty!

[dudeyaylatona]

one of my hotshot neighbors just got a convertible. he's a nice guy, i guess. he lost his wife a long time ago, and he's friends with my mom, and we go over to his house for dinner sometimes, and i get to hear all about his son who's an architect in nyc, but he's considering going to med school because he always wanted to be a cardiologist, and

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[dudeyaylatona]

i am fluent in the language of getting what you want without having to use words if you know what i mean ;)

[nicoleshzinger]

You're hilarious. Just a thought here, if you're stuck in traffic or even just going to the store for milk and turn on the massage function in your chair, isn't there a very high chance of getting distracted and causing quite a lot of damage? I'm all for you dating this geezer though, but you knew I would be.

I miss you, the Florida tour stops aren't coming quick enough. Make out with Howie for me. And NUDGE NUDGE!

[dudeyaylatona]

haha i'm delusional. i have no idea, i think i would only use the massage thing if i was a passenger?? i haven't had enough time to explore the car properly, it has like 49578935798375943 buttons. haha i just might have to date the geezer, i'll keep you posted.

aww i miss you, too! i always make out with howie ;)

[nicoleshzinger]

Ohhh I love buttons! Buttons excite me! Keep me posted on how sick it is to sleep with such an old dude and what all the buttons do. And! Press the red button in the car.

Lucky bitch :-p