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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That ( Read more... )

Whack-Job Quote of the Day:

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
  -Pat Robertson

But seriously, folks. If you ever need a great pick-me-up, the Wikipedia entry for Pat Robertson is the way to go. Highlights include:

1988 presidential bid
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