"i should take my teeth out for the snorkeling."

[dudski]

THIS SEASON OF THE AMAZING RACE IS SHAPING UP TO BE PURE GARBAGE. Looking over the list of teams now, I'm shocked by the fact that I only outright loathe three teams, because I basically spent all of last night's ep fuming with hatred. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE NOT ALL GARBAGE AND THAT I ACTUALLY ENJOY MORE TEAMS THAN I HATE BC THE SHITTY TEAMS ARE

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[ambiguousreason]

I don't watch TAR but like, I also don't watch other shows where social game IS a thing because I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT, so if I DID watch TAR I'd be flipping my shit along with you right now. IT'S A RACE, DUMMIES! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY PSYCHOLOGICAL AND POLITICAL MINDGAMES LIKE IT'S FUCKING BIG BROTHER OR SOMETHING

[dudski]

EXACTLY!!!!!!! I mean I am all about RACE STRATEGY where it actually applies, and last season there was actually a really cool and inventive instance of collusion between two teams to force out a third, but a) that third team had already fucked up enough to fall behind the other teams, thus putting themselves in a position to be forced out, and b) if you pretend like "social game" is a thing for five seconds, then the ~SOCIAL GAME LESSON~ from that whole experience was that the best strategy is to make friends and not be a fucking asshole, AND SOMEHOW EVERYONE'S #1 SOCIAL GAME STRATEGY IS ALWAYS "BE AN ASSHOLE."

I HATE ALL THESE DUMBOS SO MUCH!