your hamlet of eight hundred people or less: the one where they're undercover in vegas

[dudski]

Title: the one where they're undercover in vegas
Series: your hamlet of eight hundred people or less
Fandom/characters: Young Justice, Artemis/Wally
Word count: 3000ish
Summary: Artemis is an FBI agent. Wally's a forensic anthropologist. THEY CATCH MURDERERS! Based on Bones 2x08, The Woman in the Sand. THIS TIME IT'S UNDERCOVER AT AN ILLEGAL BOXING

Comments

[torigates]

FUCK YOU

[dudski]

hahahaha FRAMING THIS!!!!!!!

[torigates]

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY I ALREADY SCREAMED AT YOU ABOUT THIS FOREVER BUT WOWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! ARTEMIS AND CONNER GETTING EXCITED ABOUT ULTIMATE FIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!

“Why do I have to be sleazy? What can’t I be your loving and supportive boyfriend-slash-manager?”

“My loving and supportive boyfriend-slash-manager who’s registering me for an illegal boxing ring whose only rule is ‘no outside weapons,’ you mean?”

“I don’t know, maybe that’s your dream, and even though I’m squeamish about it I’m still lovingly supporting you.”OKAY THIS. THIS I CANNOT HANDLE. I CANNOT LET THIS STAND WOW THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME. Okay real talk for a second because I loooooove how everything about this au is the most perfect thing to ever happen and it all lines up so amazingly to the point that YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHANGE WHO GETS EXCITED ABOUT ULTIMATE FIGHTERS but like it works perfectly in a way where it makes Bones better? and not just in that Wally and Artemis would definitely not make us wait ONE HUNDRED EPISODES

[dudski]

RIGHT? BONES IS SO MUCH GARBAGE! IT WAS EVERYTHING TO US AND IT'S STILL PRETTY GREAT WHEN I GO BACK AND WATCH IT BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY COMPARE IT TO YOUNG JUSTICE OR COMPARE ARTEMIS/WALLY TO BOOTH/BRENNAN OR WALLY TO BOOTH THEN BONES IS ALWAYS SHOWN TO BE PURE GARBAGE. We thought we had everything and we knew NOTHING of what was in store for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean even WITHIN the context of YJ, I was constantly and consistently BLOWN AWAY by how fucking great Artemis and Wally were, on their own and together. CONSTANTLY! We kept having to take our own WILDEST DREAMS for them and throw them out the fucking window because Greg would swoop in and be like YOU'RE NOT THINKING BIG ENOUGH! THEY'RE EVEN MORE PERFECT THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nygma619]

"We kept having to take our own WILDEST DREAMS for them and throw them out the fucking window because Greg would swoop in and be like YOU'RE NOT THINKING BIG ENOUGH! THEY'RE EVEN MORE PERFECT THAN THAT

[lusimeles]

a;sldkfj i don't know how you managed to make a story about boxing pimps sweet and sexy, BUT YOU DIDDD. what is this sorcery!!!

[dudski]

BONES + YOUNG JUSTICE = EVERYTHING IS PERFECT AND NOTHING HURTS

[empressearwig]

“Out with it, West,” says Artemis, poking him in the shoulder. “What are you dweebs thinking?”

“FIGHT CLUB!” shout Dick and West in unison, because Artemis is surrounded by children.

THE AMOUNT OF HAPPY THIS MADE ME IS NOT DESCRIBABLE IN ACTUAL WORDS.

[dudski]

IT WORKS SO PERFECTLY! I honestly don't understand how AU WHERE THEY SOLVE MURDERS AT THE JEFFERSONIAN didn't occur to us sooner, IT'S LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE MUSHED TOGETHER.