I'm an uncle

[duetemmo]

World, meet Wolf Samuel Fiber-Ostrow.

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woah!

[senilia]

i saw the picture before i read the text, and first thing i thought was "no way! jason's a daddy?!" glad to see you're an uncle! i've been an aunt for a while now, and it's super, like having a rent-a-kid.

[magneticwoman]

wow... that little guy looks really confused.

he's all "um... can't i go back please? cause... it was warm there and stuff and there wasn't this big bright shiny thing and i didn't have to wear a diaper... so... put me back m'kay?"

congrats on being an uncle mr jason! you are gonna be the best uncle a little dude can have.

[slashandburn]

Either that's an umbilicus or your sibling hired a mohel off Craig's List.

[axo]

He's driving an Audi right now. I'm sure they'll stitch it into a nice enneagonal trefoil knot.

[sonder]

Wolf, eh?

Now I don't feel quite so bad for letting my ex name out son 'Talon.'

[duetemmo]

It was my maternal grandfather's name and he was the only grandparent my sister and I ever knew.

[sonder]

no no don't get me wrong that's a kick ass name.

[sonder]

Let me clarify further because it seems like you think I was poking fun. I wasn't I worded that wrong.

Allow me to rephrase:

"It's good to know other people give their kids cool names that make them distinctive rather than caitlynn or cody"

[the_jenny]

Aww!
Congrats, Mr. Uncle, Sir!