Shepherd is never getting his phone back
My texting thumb is going to be so buff.
LAYER ONE: On the Outside
Name: Jack.
Birth date: October 24th.
Birthplace: Gibeah.
Current Location: The woods.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 5'11"
Righty or Lefty: Lefty.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: Benjaminite all the way.
Shoes you wore today: Combat boots.
Your weakness: Socks.
Your fears: Gangrene.
Your perfect pizza: Warm.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Making drinkable booze from wood.
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use it.
Your thoughts on first waking up: Still breathing.
Your best physical feature: Well, hands and feet are out.
Your bedtime: Sunset, boring.
Your most missed memory: What does this even mean.
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: What? Burger King on principle.
Single or group dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Nike.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who drinks iced tea?
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee.
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: Often as I can.
Cuss: Curse, more often.
Sing: Ha.
Take a shower everyday: Find me a shower, I'll use it.
Have a crush(es): No.
Like(d) high school: Oh yes.
Want to get married: Already am.
Believe in yourself: Debatable.
Get motion sickness: Rarely.
Think you're attractive: Heart-stoppingly, you know it.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: Spectacularly.
Like thunderstorms: I did, but lately they make me a bit bitter, can't imagine why.
Play an instrument: God no.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
Drank alcohol: Yes, not enough.
Smoked: Yes, also not enough.
Done a drug: No (why not, I ask you)
Gone on a date: Haha no.
Gone to the mall?: No. Someone fix all this.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No. (Don't fix this one, I'm fine without.)
Been on stage: No.
Been dumped: Eh, mostly no.
Gone skating: No.
Gone skinny dipping: In the middle of the woods in winter, yes of course.
Dyed your hair: No.
Stolen anything: Borrowed.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Many.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Often.
Been caught "doing something": On camera, even.
Been called a tease: Completely without cause, I assure you.
Got beaten up: A few times.
Shoplifted: What, why.
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: 25, apparently.
How do you want to die: Well.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Exactly what I can't be.
What country would you most like to visit: Vacationing to Javan gets more and more appealing every day.
LAYER NINE: In a girl/guy
Best eye color?: Blue.
Best hair color?: Light brown or blonde.
Short or long hair: Short.
Height: Not ungodly tall, please.
Best articles of clothing: Dog tags Pants?
Best first date location: Not camping.
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of drugs taken illegally: Is it illegal when I do it? I don't think so.
Number of people I could trust with my life: One, but a few others are surprisingly close.
Number of CDs that I own: Currently, none.
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: None.
Number of scars on my body: Five to ten noticeable ones, depending how things heal.
Number of children I want: Just one.
LAYER ONE: On the Outside
Name: Jack.
Birth date: October 24th.
Birthplace: Gibeah.
Current Location: The woods.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 5'11"
Righty or Lefty: Lefty.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: Benjaminite all the way.
Shoes you wore today: Combat boots.
Your weakness: Socks.
Your fears: Gangrene.
Your perfect pizza: Warm.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Making drinkable booze from wood.
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use it.
Your thoughts on first waking up: Still breathing.
Your best physical feature: Well, hands and feet are out.
Your bedtime: Sunset, boring.
Your most missed memory: What does this even mean.
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: What? Burger King on principle.
Single or group dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Nike.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who drinks iced tea?
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee.
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: Often as I can.
Cuss: Curse, more often.
Sing: Ha.
Take a shower everyday: Find me a shower, I'll use it.
Have a crush(es): No.
Like(d) high school: Oh yes.
Want to get married: Already am.
Believe in yourself: Debatable.
Get motion sickness: Rarely.
Think you're attractive: Heart-stoppingly, you know it.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: Spectacularly.
Like thunderstorms: I did, but lately they make me a bit bitter, can't imagine why.
Play an instrument: God no.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
Drank alcohol: Yes, not enough.
Smoked: Yes, also not enough.
Done a drug: No (why not, I ask you)
Gone on a date: Haha no.
Gone to the mall?: No. Someone fix all this.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No. (Don't fix this one, I'm fine without.)
Been on stage: No.
Been dumped: Eh, mostly no.
Gone skating: No.
Gone skinny dipping: In the middle of the woods in winter, yes of course.
Dyed your hair: No.
Stolen anything: Borrowed.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Many.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Often.
Been caught "doing something": On camera, even.
Been called a tease: Completely without cause, I assure you.
Got beaten up: A few times.
Shoplifted: What, why.
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: 25, apparently.
How do you want to die: Well.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Exactly what I can't be.
What country would you most like to visit: Vacationing to Javan gets more and more appealing every day.
LAYER NINE: In a girl/guy
Best eye color?: Blue.
Best hair color?: Light brown or blonde.
Short or long hair: Short.
Height: Not ungodly tall, please.
Best articles of clothing: Dog tags Pants?
Best first date location: Not camping.
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of drugs taken illegally: Is it illegal when I do it? I don't think so.
Number of people I could trust with my life: One, but a few others are surprisingly close.
Number of CDs that I own: Currently, none.
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: None.
Number of scars on my body: Five to ten noticeable ones, depending how things heal.
Number of children I want: Just one.