So far who did you talk to the most today?
Tommy from Finland on IM, in person.... Office mate David
What is the best name for a butler?
Rosario, and it doesn’t matter male or female
What is the thing you are picked on most about?
Skinny
What's the weirdest story of one of your scars?
Well the one on my knee from the 2003 Squires bedroom sex’O’Olympics
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear? Hell no and I don’t like hairy bears.
What color is your toothbrush? Pink! I vibrate my teeth clean with a sonicar.
Can you eat well with chopsticks? Me so Hung with chopsticks
What odd things creep you out?
Vaginas
Have you ever felt an earthquake? Yes
What do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking bacon? Out the window in the neighbors yard…. J/K down the drain with hot water.
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Cow Brains
What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?
GRrrrr Baby
What is the closest object to your left foot? 8 Port Linksys Giga switch
Who is your favorite Golden Girl? Dorothy
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers? Hmm what do you get with you cross 69 and 666….
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row? 22
How do ugly people make you feel? Don’t know depends on how ugly or how many beers I have had.
Where was your mother's hometown? Edmonds, WA
Where was your father's hometown? West Seattle, WA
What are the posters on your walls? Posters what am I 10.. paintings and photos for me
Type 2 words that rhyme: Sucky ducky
Do you use online terms in real life? Yes I work at MSFT of course I do.
What do you think people think of you? Depends who you ask, there are those who have never shook my hand that find my life fascinating to talk about, those people have as much character as a..... fill in the blank.
Do you think this year will be better than the last? I hope so
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them? Sharon, Love her to death
Do you know who Salad Fingers Is? Yes.. Rusty Spoooooons!!!
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Hmmm to many to count
What is your favorite commercial of the moment? I have tivo
What does it take to make you cry? Nice people
What are you looking forward to? Marriage and kids
Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly? I am sure I have back in the day.
Who did you kiss today? No one want to come over?
What do you like to do when you are alone? Puff Puff pass Beeoch
Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House? Huh what
What is missing from your life at the moment? Hot sex in the city
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say? And then you too can have your own baby dragon.
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? Last night
If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
El natural baby
Do you own a Super Nintendo?: nope
What do you think of Law and Order? Yes please
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?: no
Have you ever pretended to be Klingon? I can glady say no!
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it? My virginity, hahahaha - My cell phone
What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping
If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into? I skyscraper
Do you have any famous relatives? Nope
Choose one and be sweet!
Doug or Rugrats: neither
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: nuggets
Pirates or Indians: Pirates YArrrrr Be Darrrrrr
Pulp OJ or No Pulp OJ: NO PULP!!!
Drive or Ride Passenger: Drive
Regular Hot Dogs or Cheesy Hot Dogs: today... reg. hot dogs.
Beach or Pool: A sandy beach, otherwise known as no beaches in WA.
Renting a movie or Going to the theater: renting for sure
Have you ever been cool enough to....
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator? heck yes, then you get off! hahaha
Bake with an easy bake oven? Not in awhile but I was cool
Gone to school when you didn't remember you had the day off? Nope
Jungle Boogied? Jungle boogie *oh oh* ya
Ever owned a Spirograph? Yea! Those were fun!