Adiuvo died when Tomb Baby seized control of the Towers, his last words "We'll never surrender to a half breed! Will we? Guys? Anyone? Oh sme..."
Nab died in an avalanche whilst in pursuit of hextaquintuple strength. He was bench pressing mountains...
Hel died of an aneurism after watching each of her patrol do something fundamentally more stupid than the last one in the space of 5 minutes.
Tarrack died after he was confronted at the gate of the Temple of Might by a man who claimed he was the new Archmaster of the Guild and whom he then tried to push past. Last words: "Ah, I know this one."
Feyd died after one of his throwing axes bounced off a tree (destroying the tree in a single blow) and hit him in the head.
Kendall died after being asked what he did for a living.
Aurynian died after attempting to head butt a wall to death. Apparently he stubbed his toe whilst desperately looking for a light and was overcome by rage...
Seeker Gish died in a common mugging. "What do you mean, you've never heard of me?"
Cuthbert, having tried every class and alignment available, died in a disastrous experiment designed to change his race and sex to further diverge his experiences. His assistant had the following to say: "I'm a hero of the Barony, you know."
High Master Talon died after smirking quietly at Carabas for almost four hours straight. The Seeker reportedly "threw the book at him".
Awesome list! And in the Barony, there's a chance you'll be around to collect your own award!
Carlsberg and Blaine can't earn a Darwin award like that, however. Firstly, there's nothing stupid about them taking the easy way out, and secondly, they leave behind someone - Tomb Baby Strongbow.
No, we need something more like:
Carlsberg: Hits on Cheska. Blaine: Hits on Earl Grey.
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Nab died in an avalanche whilst in pursuit of hextaquintuple strength. He was bench pressing mountains...
Hel died of an aneurism after watching each of her patrol do something fundamentally more stupid than the last one in the space of 5 minutes.
Tarrack died after he was confronted at the gate of the Temple of Might by a man who claimed he was the new Archmaster of the Guild and whom he then tried to push past. Last words: "Ah, I know this one."
Feyd died after one of his throwing axes bounced off a tree (destroying the tree in a single blow) and hit him in the head.
Iilson dies after a tree fell on him.
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Rawlra killed horribly by wandering into a Orc Furry convention.
Sural blinked first, thought second.
Saldor bought the first Permanent earth merge item and got built on.
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Iilson: earned his Darwin award attempting to outrun a Light spell.
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Aurynian died after attempting to head butt a wall to death. Apparently he stubbed his toe whilst desperately looking for a light and was overcome by rage...
Seeker Gish died in a common mugging. "What do you mean, you've never heard of me?"
Cuthbert, having tried every class and alignment available, died in a disastrous experiment designed to change his race and sex to further diverge his experiences. His assistant had the following to say: "I'm a hero of the Barony, you know."
High Master Talon died after smirking quietly at Carabas for almost four hours straight. The Seeker reportedly "threw the book at him".
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Carlsberg and Blaine can't earn a Darwin award like that, however. Firstly, there's nothing stupid about them taking the easy way out, and secondly, they leave behind someone - Tomb Baby Strongbow.
No, we need something more like:
Carlsberg: Hits on Cheska.
Blaine: Hits on Earl Grey.
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