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SEVEN DEADLY SINS
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Some damned child when I was driving home. He ran out in the middle of the road. I almost hit him (it was wet out and friction was working against me, so I missed!)
2. What is your weapon of choice? Wakazashi, kwang, bo staff, katana, jo staff, kama, and sais (in order of preference or if I am assasinating someone I will use a tonto.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? strictly in self-defence.. or if they bothered me during the big game or while I'm eating.
4. How about of the same sex? too late.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Don't know.
6. What is your pet peeve? Children.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I try to let them go, but that usually doesn't work... it really depends on the person and what has been done, how much blood has been shed, et cetera.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? made my bed or sommat... I don't know... that's probably a bad thing.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 2? 4?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Uhhh...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "whoops"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? THE MAGIC BULLET!! HELL YES!!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Monday, riding my bike to Rachel's.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Nil. No clock .
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Tazo Chai with soy.
2. Meat eater? Negatory.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? enough to get plastered and have a nappy hangover for what felt like an eternity, but was actually a day.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Do you think I need it? I look like a fuckin' heroin user.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes. see above.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy!
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Children, all too often.... mmmm.....
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? four... and it wasn't cool.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? none.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I love man chest... oh yeah.
4. Have you "done it"? "it"? Eew!!! Yucky! Girls have cooties!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?? hands, 'cos they make food 'n' clean while I'm out workin'.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes, pregnancy.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? don't have one.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy my momma a new car... and spend the rest on PCP
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? infamous... buahahaha!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah, but it was from the school and it's not like they needed it. It's one of those plastic chains they used to separate the lunch lines.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? between my three computers, I think I have a running total of 1,950. 90% of them are legally downloaded.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Vinyl. Screamo vinyl.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? published poet (three times! <--pride!)
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? live to age 30.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? does entering a levels english class so I could get better grades count?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? probably, but I don't think it was important.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? drugs.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? I don't know.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? John Elway?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Jeez... do I have to? I can live with what I am. Wait-- nevermind. I wanna be John Elway.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I hope not.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Knees, feet, hands, veins, et cetera
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Motivation
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? John Elway.
SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Zen-Buddhism, but as a thought process rather than a religion.
2. What religion were you raised as? Christian... ugh. Too structured.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human.
4. Do you believe in magic? There are plenty of types of magic, but not that Wiccan stuff or whatever. Sorry, but scented candles do not enable you to send a plague upon my family.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I dunno.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No one except my gramma. I swear, she's never done anything wrong, ever.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no, but who cares?
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Meh. the future is too far away to tell.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no.
6. Do you gamble? no.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? lacrosse, and it was for a thunderstorm. Just think of how safe that isn't: ten people aside, each carying titanium, aluminum or alloy sticks, varying in length from 31" to 60", with the goal keeper standing next to a "6 Block" of steel (the goal is six feet high, six feet wide, and six feet deep, made of steel piping that is three inches thick).
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? I don't have enough money to support them financially, but I am all for environmental and animal rights funds and whatnot.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? none. no money to give.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? sure
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? I offer them food, but usually they decline 'cos they want the money for drugs or booze.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I don't know, so probably not a lot. = [
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Disappointing the ones I love.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? uhhh....
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Me, 'cos I rule.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Of course, unless it was a child or a really annoying elderly person or someone I just plain don't like.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage. can't go wrong with that.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? yes. I was doing backup vox with my friend's band once during a cover they were doing of a song by Cold (("no one")).
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Both at times.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd find a way out. War isn't my thing.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Eh.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? yes.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Didn't watch any.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yes, but only because I was forced to for a class.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time regulating yourself on? sleep
2. Do you collect anything? band stickers/pins, jones soda caps. vinyl. screamo vinyl.
3. Are you addicted to anything? crack
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? pimpin'.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: us?
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? oh yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? if Rupert could talk, I'm sure he'd be very wise. Rupert is my mom's employer's crow.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? if it's good.
4. What area are you wisest in? rational thinking.
5. Do you drive defensively? kinda
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? nope
7. What did you learn today? colours and differing font sizes and effects can be very obnoxious and dangerous when mixed improperly.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? John Elway.