Here's a couple riddles:

Q:if your going 45mph down a hallway in a canoe and one wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?
A: 4 because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Q: How do u cross a river of purple jello?
A: 6 because dogs dont smoke.

i found a poem that suites alicia and i perfectly

"True love is when
you shed a tear
ans still want her
it's when she ingonres you
and u still love her
it's when she loves another guy
but u still smile and say
im happy for you
when all you really do
is cry"

it seems like everyone is happy but me. the love of my life (which still is and always will be Alicia Ann Stocker) is with someone again. i bought her a card a flowers and everything hoping she would possibly take me back seeing as she is the only girl in this world who makes my life complete, but o well. so many people tell me just to get over her ( Read more... )

if anyone still reads this comment plz

Falling, I'm falling ( Read more... )

Hello ( Read more... )

i figured since i was on the subject of how i think, i thought to share this. this is exactly how i live my life ( Read more... )

this is my whole opinion on religion in general. it's a song by XTC. it's called "Dear God ( Read more... )

a few pics of my next mode of transportation. it looks exactly like that, but it's like a baby blue color
i might repaint it


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