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When I saw that beauty queen and watched her paint her face on
I wanna be the one unclean she wipes her ass on

I wanna waste her monthly blood wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline and burn the house down

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Drink like a man.
Wine was fine with dinner, beer was great for watching a baseball game, but it was hard liquor that powered the Pack. Jack rocks (Frank called it gasoline) was the primary fuel, supplemented with dry martinis and scotch.

I have no life.....

Why don't witches wear panties?

Better grip on the broom.