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May 01, 2006 17:46

Go through your music library and write down the first artist to come up for each letter.


A- A.F.I. (Which shouldn’t technically count since its only first because of the periods, but its better than the other option.)
B- Badly Drawn Boy
C- Cake
D- D’angelo (Seriously, the best sexing song ever. Have you seen the video HE IS NAKED. That is a sexing song if I’ve ever seen one)
E- Elliot Smith
F- Falco (Shut up I like Rock Me Amadeus)
G- Garbage
H- Harry and the Potters (OMG YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM)
I- Iggy Pop
J- James Blunt (I am such a corporate h0r)
K- Killwhitneydead
L- L'Arc en Ciel (Those crazy Japanese. Or french. Or maybe french Japanese. Fuck if I know.)
M- The Mamas and The Papas
N- Neil Young
O- O-zone (rofl that’s quite embarrassing since I only got that song because of the numa numa video)
P- Panic! At the Disco (UGGHH This meme is making me look bad. I swear I’m not a scene kid)
Q- The Queers ( I think the name explains it all in this case)
R- R.E.M.
S- Scholly D (Continuing the theme of making me look retarded.)
T- Tears For Fears
U- UnderOATH
V- Van Morrison
W- The Weakerthans
X- (I don’t have one for X)
Y- The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Z- Zeromancer ( I only have this because of a Harry/Draco fanmix thing)

Okay enough of making me look retarded through music. Lets make me look retarded in other ways.

My mom came over today; our conversation was as follows

Mom: OH MY GOD I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING STORY EVER.
Me: ...okay
Mom; DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
Me: ....okay
Mom: So I was picking up this tire...and this guy helped me because he thought it was mine. But it wasn’t. And I told him. But he still helped me so that was cool. And I was driving after getting this tire and this women was on the radio and she said “who was the grunge king who died from suicide at 24 and keep in mind HE WAS THE GRUNGE KING. GRUNGE GRUNGE GRUNGE.” And I KNEW THE ANSWER. So I called and I was on the air and I knew the answer and I won two tickets to Anthony’s and a game of golf. Aren’t you proud of me?
Me: Well... yeah?
Mom: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!
Me: Yes but two things. 1. What did the tire have to do with it 2. Kurt Cobain didnt die when he was 24 he died when he was 27.
Mom: I WANTED YOU TO FEEL LIKE YOU WERE THERE WITH ME.
Me; That’s why the tire came into play?
Mom: Yes. I brought you pizza rolls....
Me:...okay

And I am not even joking it continued on like that for the next 15 minutes until

Me; Will you take me somewhere
Mom: WTF NO
Me: Why not?
Mom: because that made no sense and it didn’t relate to what we were talking about
Me; I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
& By that point we had annoyed my brother enough for him to come out of his hidey hole and yell at us about making too much noise.

AND THEN MY MOTHER TRAUMATIZED ME BY GOING THROUGH MY BROTHERS BAG AND FINDING CANDLES AND CONDOMS. AKLFJAKLJDF

Before my dad left hes like
“You are all fucking insane just to let you know.”

&&& OMG L-Dawg told me I’m not allowed to call him L-Dawg because I am a “current student”. He told me he would give me a detention if I called him L-Dawg. I FEEL SO SLIGHTED.

And OMG CAROLINE GAVE ME THE MUSIC + SCIENCE = SEXY T-SHIRT AND OMGGGGGG I LOVE IT!!!! THE PRETTY IT KILLS ME WITH HAPPINESS.
Thus concluding why everyone should know Caroline and love her and be like “ohhhh my gawddd that Caroline hottie, day-ummm Bich is fyne”
Yes there are people that talk like that. Shut up.

This morning after Caroline gave me the shirt we had been standing around L-Dawgs ( hahaha that’s right Abby (OMG IT IS TELLING ME I SPELLED MY NAME WRONG.) fight the system) desk chit-chatting and such, ya know a little chit a little chat. And the person who Caroline came with was like “OMG do we have to wait for this girl so you can give her the shirt or can we give it to L-Dawg and he can give it to her?” And I just about diiiied.

And to finish this unrelated entry off another meme but a short one.

Also, for kicks, go through your library by length. Shortest and longest songs?
Shortest aside from, like Caroline said, sound bytes of which I have many, is songstowearpantsto “Applesauce ballad of the pet tuba” the Longest is, aside from the Harry Potter audio books, The Mars Volta (Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore: A. Vade Mecum), and Ari Thanos (Pulling Buttons From The Mattress) both being 13:09.
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