I swear no drugs were involved in the making of these songs!

Apr 12, 2009 20:44

I don't know what kind of drugs I was on... but I managed to remix 3 songs for Chuck. I swear, there were no needles involved XD

This first one was done recently, it's sung to the song of Eye of the Tiger, by Survivor. (Don't kill me)

Chuck chu-chu-chuck, chu-chu-chuck
chu-chu-chuck, chu-chu-chuck.... CHUCK!
CHUCK! CHUCK CHUCK!
CHUCK CHUCK CHUUUUUUUUUUCK
chu-chu-chuck!

Turnin' on, the tee veeeeeeee
Waiting for, Zach to come onnnnnn
Went the distance, to buy a footlong
For this man and his brown curly hair

So many times, the show airs too fast
You throw a pillow for moreeeeee
Don't lose your grip the week will go by so fast
You must fight just to keep the show on the air

Chorus:
It's his cute ass butt, it's the brown curly hair
Makin' us, watch Chuck every monday
And I hope that he never will find this song
'Cuz he'll take out a restraining ooooorder out on me

Touch his feet, in every dream
Feedin' him, when he's hungry
They are no odds once I kidnap him
He'll be mine, and no one can find him

It's his cute ass butt, it's the brown curly hair
Makin' us, watch Chuck every monday
And I hope that he never will find this song
'Cuz he'll take out a restraining ooooorder out on me

Risin' up, every morning
Have him chained to my bed
Went to subway for a footlong
Jared has, nothing on Zach

It's his cute ass butt, it's the brown curly hair
Makin' us, watch Chuck every monday
And I hope that he never will find this song
'Cuz he'll take out a restraining ooooorder out on me

This second one is sung to the song Poker Face, by Lady Gaga (no drugs I swear)

Za Za Za Zach
Za Za Za Zach

I wanna grab him like Yvonne does on the show, please
Slap em' let em' kiss me, grab him baby, stay with me
spying and computers play video games all night to start
And after he's been hooked I'll rip his shirt and pants apart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Zach gets us hot, show us what you've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
we'll get so hot, with the pics that we got

Hope he can't, never can
No he can't read this campaign thread
(We've got it like nobody)
Hope he doesn't, ever find
No he can't read this campaign thread
(We've lost it like nobody)

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)

I wanna smack his butt whenever he's near me
A little drinking at it's gonna be like Britney
It's not the same if his hair isn't long
And when it comes to Zach, if its not rough it won't fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Zach gets us hot, show us what you've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
we'll get so hot, with the pics that we got

Can't read my, can't read my
He better never read, this remix
(There will be police involved)
Hope he can't, never can
No he can't read this campaign thread
(I'll be put into custody)

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause you'll get scared
I'm not lying, when I say that
I won't stun you
With my tranq-uil-izer

Just like Yvonne on the show
Touch you wherever we go
Boy I promise this, promise this
Check your butt cus' it's marvelous

Hope he can't, never can
No he can't read this campaign thread
(We've got it like nobody)
Hope he doesn't, ever find
No he can't read this campaign thread
(We've lost it like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
He better never read, this remix
(There will be police involved)
Hope he can't, never can
No he can't read this campaign thread
(I'll be put into custody)

Can't read my, can't read my
He better never read, this remix
(I should leave the music vid out)
Hope he can't, never can
No he can't read this campaign thread
(I swear I'm not really this crazy)

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck, ch-ch-ch-Chuck
(Za Za Za Zach)

Last song, which was actually the song that started it all... S.O.S. by Rihanna... I think our conversation in the campaign thread started off with the SOS stuff on E! Online. Someone mentioned how we should remix the song to fit our needs and voila! The drugs kicked in. haha don't... send assassins after me... T-T

We're obsessing when just one thought of Chuck comes up
And we get aggressive when monday can't get close enough
NBC's got me stressin', incessantly delaying the renewal of Chuck
'Cause if the show was gone you know we'll miss it
They keep us guessing and of course they know the answer
We hug their pictures cuz they have us hypnotized
Chuck makes us shake with laughter and
we can't control ourselves, got us calling out for help

[Chorus]
S.O.S. please someone help Chuck.
It's not healthy... for us to obssess this way
N-B-C is making this hard,
We can't take it, make us act all crazy
S.O.S. please someone help Chuck
It's not healthy... for us to obssess this way
N-B-C is making this hard
They got us tossin' & turnin' can't sleep at night

This time please everyone just watch Chuck
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget Lost, Zach' got us watchin' hot ass Chuck
NBC's testing us but still we won't lose it yet
This time please everyone just watch Chuck
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget House, Yvonne' way more hotter on Chuck
They got the best of us, so now we're losing it

Just posting this and I start to second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair of NBC to take our show
Our tummy's up in knots so when we watch Chuck we get so hot
Our common sense is out the door, can't seem to stop this song
Take us on (uh huh) you know you won't win right
Take us on I could just fill your car with piranha's tonight
Zach makes us melt, got us head over heels
Boy you keep us hanging on the way your making us feel

[Chorus]
S.O.S. please someone help Chuck
It's not healthy... for us to obssess this way
N-B-C is making this hard
They got us tossin' & turnin' can't sleep at night

This time please everyone just watch Chuck
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget Lost, Zach' got us watchin' hot ass Chuck
NBC's testing us but still we won't lose it yet
This time please everyone just watch Chuck
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget House, Yvonne' way more hotter on Chuck
They got the best of us, so now we're losing it

Boy, you know you got us going crazy
And boy, your show's enough with every monday that passes
I said boy we're telling you, you got us hooked
We don't know what to do it's true
we're going crazy over you,
we're begging

[Chorus]
S.O.S. please someone help Chuck
It's not healthy... for us to obssess this way
N-B-C is making this hard
They got us tossin' & turnin' can't sleep at night

This time please everyone just watch Chuck (just watch Chuck!)
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget Lost, Zach' got us watchin' hot ass Chuck
NBC's testing us but still we won't lose it yet
This time please everyone just watch Chuck (just watch Chuck!)
'Cause it's on our minds and gots us losing it
Forget House, Yvonne' way more hotter on Chuck
They got the best of us (best of us), so now we're losing it
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