33rd Message - [audio]

[dulcisnuntius]

You know, you guys surprise me sometimes. On a weekend like this, too. The deities are screwing with your lives for fun, and you're sitting down and taking it. Although I suppose I shouldn't expect differently from humans. Being apathetic is what you're pretty much designed for, isn't it

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[dude_imbatman]

Yeah you're cursed to be a dick today. 'Least you're living up to form.

[dulcisnuntius]

You know, Dean. I don't think I've ever had this much fun in my life. And I've been around a damn long time.

Do you know what it's like being trapped? Following someone's order blindly for millenia without ever being given a reason why?

I guess you understand a fraction of that, don't you?

[dude_imbatman]

Yeah. I understand it. Doesn't give you the right to be a dick. Look at what a charming person I turned out to be.

[dulcisnuntius]

You're human. You don't have any choice but to be a giant mess.

[shifts]

Er- Dulcie?

[dulcisnuntius]

Hiya.

[shifts]

How, exactly, do you plan to express this anti-apathy?

[dulcisnuntius]

Who says I'm going to express anything? Maybe I just wanted to rant at all of you and leave it at that.

[orgying]

Uhh, so you weren't kidding. Are you-- maybe you want to meet up somewhere? We could get coffee. Talk.

[dulcisnuntius]

I don't have time to spend with any humans today.

[orgying]

Oh. I'm not...human, just. Mortal. Ex-angel. Consider me retired, is all.

[dulcisnuntius]

You're still useless to me.

I suppose it's better than the alternative.

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[char_he_mcgee]

This doesn't sound good at all. [Totally unaware her device is running.]

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[dulcisnuntius]

That's where you're wrong. It's going to be excellent.

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[char_he_mcgee]

[She startles, a small gasp is heard. She wasn't expecting anyone to talk back.]

Depends on your definition of excellent. And I'm not apathetic towards this place. I hate it here. I want out just as much as the next person. I just haven't figured out how to get out.

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[dulcisnuntius]

Whereas the older you has positively settled. I wonder what went wrong.

[immortaltwat]

Wait, is this what yesterday was all about?

[dulcisnuntius]

Wow, some super-sleuth work, there. Don't strain yourself, baby.

[immortaltwat]

[Okay, you know what? He's going to let that pass. Because he's a nice person (or he tries to be, occasionally).]

I know. You should be proud of me. So, how about you save me straining any more and tell me what the fuck's going on?

[dulcisnuntius]

I'm sending the deities a message tonight.