Life is peachy keen jelly bean!! I wish I could say why, but I can't. Kirk knows...but only cause...well I really wasn't supposed to be talking about it..but oh well. Like I keep my own secrets...other people's, of course...but not mine.

He loves me, he loves me not...when will my mental limbo be over?

I finally got this disposable camera developed...it was like from some time during freshman year...and I was cheerfully flipping through the pictures, laughing with my mom over the goofy faces we made, the clothes we were wearing, my hair (holy shit, it was long!!), and Tristan's inability to not flip off the camera...when I came across a picture I ( Read more... )

I stoled this from Kirk. -grins- Well he deserves it for deserting me in US History. -glares- Oh well...as long as everyone is happy, all is well, right?

-dies- That greatly amuses me.

My mom broke her fucking foot so I'm like her personal fucking slave...it isn't like I'm upset that I have to do shit for her, its just that I'm stressed because I'm the only one doing anything for her...which is fucking bullshit since there is a certain particular fat fucking lazy ass who has the ability to help out but doesn't...yeah I'm sure you ( Read more... )

Check out these wicked awesome Haikus!!!
Hecka great.

Hey I leave for Stockton tomorrow so I won't be around...yeah like I really write much anyway...like anyone really reads LoL. So, I'll be back on August 22nd.
HAPPY early BIRTHDAY, JON!!! I LOVE YOU!!! ::big grin::

Beware the Straight Backlash by: Andrew Sullivan. "Queer Eye takes a step forward, but the conflict over gay marriage could get ugly."

Can someone please tell me which country I'm living in? Last week I sat down and watched a popular new television phenomenon. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy turned out to be a hilarious reality show in which five ( Read more... )

This is a little something from George Carlin's book Napalm and Silly Putty. It is something that I feel strongly about and I want to share it with everyone. So sit back, grab a lil popcorn, and enjoy.
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Not Every Ejaculation Deserves a Name
Have you noticed that most people who are against abortion are people ( Read more... )

9 more days until I leave for Stockton. Wo0o0o0o0o- ho0o0o0o0o!!!