Comments | dullimmaculate: #15

dullimmaculate

#15

Dec 17, 2009 04:42

Oh! This--this world, if I may call it so, is absolutely lovely! It has never been so clean, and it is very much exquisite, indeed! There are no layers of grime, even on the usually most unsanitary, outside windows! I-I do think I should not even have to clean and dust twice each day! Though, of course, I could not afford to do such a dreadful ( Read more... )

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pseudologos December 17 2009, 12:47:36 UTC

You're completely at home in all of this, aren't you?

dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 13:14:36 UTC

Home? Oh, yes! Yes, it is wonderfully lovely! Do you not think so, as well? W-Would you like a pie? They're still as though they've just been taken from the oven!

pseudologos December 17 2009, 13:22:38 UTC

It's better than having to deal with Horcus' mess. And as much as I'd love to accept... Our kitchen is also functioning on its own. Which is handy--and cheaper than take-out, but there's an abundance of dinner-type-stuff...

dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 21:20:30 UTC

Oh, dear! I-I am very glad, then, that this--this occurrence has helped the situation! And that it has pleased you!

...Oh! I did not realize it was happening elsewhere, as well--how wonderful! How kind. There shall be no malnutrition, then!

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sunshnesongster December 17 2009, 13:25:29 UTC

Hygeia, Hygeia, who needs colors when they have you~

dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 21:26:38 UTC

Oh! Gran--um, Apollo, Sir! Th-That is--most kind! Though I, erm, it would not be very precise, I do think, as--as it is color, and perhaps a bit more would be nice. And you have always been wonderfully generous to me, Gr Apollo, Sir, and oh--

Would you happen to like some cookies?

search2destroy December 17 2009, 18:05:56 UTC

Hygeia, I have to say, your cheer and optimism is really offending me right now.

dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 21:29:53 UTC

I--I am so, very sorry, ma'am! Oh, dear! I did not think clearly, and, oh, I should have been more cautious a-and considerate before posting a message like this--ah! Please do accept my apology! I am terribly sorry! Erm! Though...though this happening is quite amazing, do you not think so?

search2destroy December 17 2009, 21:37:51 UTC

I don't have a job. My lifestyle is being infringed upon. Ares thinks he's a sitcom dad and that I need to become a fucking housewife. Yes, Hygeia. Amazing.

dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 21:51:46 UTC

Oh, well, y-yes--the disappearance of jobs are very terrible, indeed! Oh, dear. I am very sorry! Though surely--surely, if you tell him that ah, you do not wish to be a er, housewife, he will listen! And the kitchen does seem to cook without our help, and it is so very clean, everywhere--I-I do think there would not be much to do, as it is! It would be nice for you to ah--er, rest for a while! If you would like, that is! Of course! Um!

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[Filtered away from Phaedra] dullimmaculate December 17 2009, 21:44:04 UTC

Will you, sir? Oh! That is most ki-- A-Ah. Um. Oh, dear, oh, dear. I--sir, I--it is very gracious of you t-too accept a pie from me, as I have so many, indeed! Um! Please--Please, do not worry, as I shall not bother you--I shall merely leave it in a basket in your mailbox, oh on y-your doorstep! I will be very quick and quiet, sir!

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[Filtered away from Phaedra] dullimmaculate December 18 2009, 02:05:32 UTC

Um! Oh, no, I wouldn't dream o-of making you feel like a er, beast, sir! I am terribly sorry for my rudeness! Ah, uh, I--but, surely, you are a very busy man! I do not mind just making a delivery, sir! Truly! I have not gone out of my apartment for a while, now--it would be a wonderful chance to exercise, as I do think I need a bit more!

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