Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, itunes?
Sugarcult - "Pretty Girl"
Awesome.
Will I have a happy life?
Avenged Sevenfold - "Bat Country"
Hm.
What do my friends really think of me?
Graham Colton Band - "Killing Me"
Um...
How can I make myself happy?
Sugarcult - "Crashing Down"
wait, what?
What should I do with my life?
Fall Out Boy - "Calm Before The Storm"
I'm not sure what that means, but okay.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Lucky Boys Confusion - "Medicine and Gasoline"
Got it.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Foreigner - "Hot Blooded"
hahahahahaha
Can you give me some advice?
All American Rejects - "Top Of The World"
Cool.
What do you think happiness is?
Plain White T's - "Revenge"
Bahahahaha. I love this.
In other news, I managed to get up before 12 today. Yay me.
God damn it. I'm so bored.