Don't break me!!!!! You have been warned!

[dummblond]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wayne!

1. The deepest part of Wayne is over 35,000 feet deep.
2. Wayne can be seen from space.
3. Wayne is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
4. When provoked, Wayne will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
5. Baby swans are called Wayne.

Comments

[snarfpup]

Some of those are similar to the chuck norris factoid thingys... number 4 and 9 :o)

Awesome, endless fun :o)

[dummblond]

Told you I was deep though...

And it must be the ego that's vivible from space...

[snarfpup]

More than likely your arse tbh

:-D

[dummblond]

Too much talk of your she-cock and my arse...

running away to go do some work no methinks...

:P

[amadeouk]

"Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Wayne fighting underground!"

Hmm, there seems to be a typo in that one. Allow me to correct it.

"Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Wayne farting underground!"

Ahh, much better.

[dummblond]

And gales and such are caused by me farting above ground I suppose?

[amadeouk]

Don't be silly! That's plagues! :D

[cybirea]

Aww, if you break Wayne, you will get seven years of bad luck. Must remember to be careful around Wayne from now on.

[dummblond]

I've broke myself several times though... explains a few things...

[i_am_hardcore]

ahhh baby swans, does that meen if you brake a baby swan thats bad luck too?

ooops!

[dummblond]

Better yet, since all baby swans are Wayne, and it's considered treason or something similar to kill a swan, since they belonf to the Queen apparently...

Breaking me is illegal!!!! Hang all ye who fuck with me! It's the law!!!

[i_am_hardcore]

what happens if you brake your self?

[dummblond]

I slow down... ;)

[dummblond]

The deep thing worries you? Hey, just means I'm not as shallow as most people think...

I do live in Europe... it's just lacking me is all... hardly surprising when all those pumpkins in America are me...

Surprising that no-one wants to comment on the jet of boiling chemicals... Shread can do it too apparently!

[amadeouk]

From the "tip of his abdomen" too!

If anyone asks, I'm saying it's a superpower.